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If your name is same your are just sped. But when you hold the cockmister last name you get 5 inches added to your dick. Also you instantly because a star at being absolutly fucking nothing. You are still a loser but you got and extra 5 inches to use on a fat ass that doesnt even like you. Good JOb. Overall same cockmister is a pretentious fat bitch and is just a horny gay ass mf.
Hey look! Its that dumbass sam cockmister! What a loser!
by daddy cockmister February 3, 2022
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Somebody acting like a cock or an asshole that's usually an asshole to begin with.
Your asshole comment was an example of General Cockism
by Fireman85 January 17, 2022
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NutGrease Cockfish

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The NutGrease Cockfish is a Huge fish at a body length span of 26meters but a small height of 2 litres, this fish will sense the scrotum and deglove it, this feeds its rage meter and regenerates its wounds almost like a patch up, if it sees you first your fate is sealed.
Oh look a NutGrease Cockfish what an awesome specim--- *Gets Nutgloved* HEEL-P----*Instant Death* Nutgrease Cockfish
by Dog............... August 28, 2023
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Texas cocktion

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Take a bath of lemondrops, vodka, or citron, and methamphetamine, or promethazine, and dip a tampon, in it to soak, and then insert that, into a vagina, for 3 hours, remove it, and squeeze that, into a martini glass, with a lemon wedge.
They ladies, served their gentlemen, Texas cocktions.
by Alias intern September 19, 2025
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When someone is in a fight and they grab the opponents cock, then jump up and twist while falling on their back.
If Charlie does the move against Jake Paul then he did the flying cocktwist to Jake Paul
by CharlieBobMarley June 12, 2022
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