clunge rug

When you have yellow puss/foam on the patch of skin between your anus and your pussy

"Iv got a mad clunge rug I need a Fucking shower"

by ThePigWithABigDick May 7, 2018

Gungy Clunge

a vagina that on withdrawing the penis brings with it lumps of cottage cheesey residues. Said clunge may also have stingy or acidic fluids that burns the penis after a short time.

or

A vagina with open sores on the outside of it from conditions such as psoriasis or ecsma

Jeez, mate you are well shot of that one. Jim told me she had a well gungy clunge.

by Cheddaz April 30, 2011

Clunge-Point

A vantage point or location where you can view Clunge better than your friends.

The corner of the university library is a good Clunge-Point

by (LAK) Wendal November 22, 2011

Nuns clunge

Useless cunt

You're as helpful as a nuns clunge

by rambotnik April 26, 2015

Battyclunge (Batty Clunge, Batty-Clunge)

An amalgam of the word 'batty' (Jamaican Patois for 'butt', 'arse', 'ass', 'bum'; and 'clunge' a relatively new term for 'vagina', gaining possible popularity as it's not necessary to sensor like the full on version of the word 'c*nt'.

Together the words making 'battyclunge' refer 2 a submissive anal sexual act, possibly gay-related cuss yet again. Literally meaning 'mansnatch' 'ass-screwing hole', it calls out on a person's doormat tendencies, as in 'bending over' for anything, being a mug 2 oneself, letting others pull a fast one over you and hussle you.

what he sold you was rubbish, and you paid top whack? you Battyclunge (Batty Clunge, Batty-Clunge)! You've been mugged off!

by CaroVorona October 21, 2010

Clunge-Circus

Antonym of sausage fest. High girl to guy ratio

"You cant not pull tonight. Its a propper clunge-circus"

by agrajag_undefined June 10, 2009

Completely Clunged

To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.

Must not be confused with simply 'clunged' which is to only have had sex once.

Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?

Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.

Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.

*60 years later*

Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?

Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!

Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.

Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!

by manyperson August 10, 2009