clunge fun

The activity of getting clunged, i.e. having sex with a sexy lady.

So called for the part of the woman that is ploughed, and how much fun the activity itself is.

Jack and Jill, went up the hill, had a load of clunge fun, but Jill wasn't on the pill so she got pregnant, became unattractive to Jack who had to start doing five finger exercises, and eventually she died and he turned gay.

Moral: Always go on the pill.

by manyperson August 12, 2009

Clunge Plunge

The female equiivelant of "tea-bagging,"

- The act of putting your balls in and out of a sleeping persons mouth.

"He was snoring loudly so she Clunge Plunged him"

by The Royal Tenenclams April 26, 2010

clunge dungon

basement filed with wimen often dresd as wareor prinsesis and othe d&d stile fetishis when used in parodes often shortend to "clungon". the farze was first coind by d.o.r but is slowly pasing into comen use

hay did you hear john has a new clunge dungon. (d.o.r)

by rodney star "kinky" July 7, 2010

Clunge Sponge

A cute dog, baby or absolute LAD who attracts females like they're going out of fashion.

Have you seen Dave's new puppy? Absolute clunge sponge!

by Colonel Fenton Summerville September 3, 2014

Clunge Crawler

Someone who is going out looking for clunge, someone on the pull. Similar to a 'Squirt Hunter'.

You are the best clunge crawler! Tonight we are definately clunge crawling!

by Squirthunter September 24, 2009

clunge driver

Changing gears using one of your orifices, not including your mouth or your arse.

Girl: Yesterday, my friend was my clunge driver. She changed from third to second using her front bottom on the gear stick

by katza8uk December 3, 2010

Clunge muncher

A person who is addicted to giving hard core oral sex to a woman. A nibble doesn't hurt once in a while, but this person takes it to the extreme.

A person who cannot get enough of licking a woman out, so they say they like to munch on her clunge, they are known as a clunge muncher.

by Sex addict09 December 8, 2011