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Climb

Easiest way to lose faith in humanity. Usually done by exceptionnaly naïve Dota 2 players who want to gain some mmr, before they suddenly realize it's the most hard task they'll ever try to achieve, lose all hope, become heavily depressed and eventually suicide with a suicide note adressed to Gaben, the only one we can blame for all this shit.
"I tried to climb to 4k, but then a magnus picked offlane when i already picked Dark seer. Life sucks man. Baboons everywhere"
by Dotaplayer235 July 23, 2017
mugGet the Climbmug.

Rock Climbing

The sport of trying to find the easiest way to do the hardest thing possible. It involves getting really drunk on Mountain Dew, followed by shitting your pants so hard that you can hear the colour 94.
Greg: I like rock climbing!
Satan: I fear your power.
mugGet the Rock Climbingmug.

What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense
"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"
by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024
mugGet the What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?mug.

climb the side of the wall

To obtain an erection. Get hard, or in some instances ejaculate
She made a horny Porty Rican climb the side of the wall on a subway train just by wiggling her snatch against his black cock.
by Piri1 February 18, 2018
mugGet the climb the side of the wallmug.

Climbing a tree

Sex with a tall girl
Climbing a tree: Vro I’m boutta climb a tree tonight
by Draxs pseudonym June 1, 2024
mugGet the Climbing a treemug.

I saw her climb up a wall

No the fuck you didn't you lying ass bitch. A priest too. Even the priests lie! That's what makes it hell (by the way). That's what makes them an affront to God. You're going to sit there and make shit up like Joe Rogan with the litter boxes and lie because you're a narcissist who thinks that no one is going to call you on anything. I know nobody is going to call me on anything because I live in truth but this motherfucker actually thought I was going to sit here and let him say he saw a bitch climb up a wall and I'm just not going to say anything about it.
Priest "I saw her climb up a wall."

Hym "No. You didn't. That isn't a thing that can happen and even if you did it was a hoax. The zealotry abounds! It's wild!"
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
mugGet the I saw her climb up a wallmug.

climbing frame

When two people climb all over each other in sex/ rough sex
by Penis lover April 19, 2018
mugGet the climbing framemug.

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