Citrus Burst

when the man uses a slice of fruit, possibly a slice of cantaloup or lemon and inserts it in his girlfriend vagina quickly. the fruit then burts inside the vagina and the man then proceeds to like the juice out to prevent infection.

i accidentially gave my girlfriend a citrus burst and i had to clear her out so she wouldnt get infected.

by novkiller March 25, 2009

citrustech

Shamble, disorganized, disarray work ethics.

Man, I just did such a CitrusTech with our company!

by James June 24, 2003

citrus

Describes that feeling when you think you're going to beat the skin off your meat but you end up crying real hard instead.

Tissues can be used for the intent as well as the result of experiencing citrus.

by name definitions appear under May 7, 2018

Citroen

A brand of car that is only famous in Europe (and China), and rightfully so, as it would never fare well with any of the famous car brands.

Cars made by citroen do not really have any outstanding feature. They all look rather uninspired, and they lack all the amazing innovative smart features that comes with cars these days. In fact, I don't believe citroen has recently made any 'new' models, at least none that has been able to capture the public's attention.

The only reason for someone to buy a citroen if it's good for the price, otherwise one should invest their hard earned cash for a more familiar car brand. Citroen cars only seem fashionable as a service car (e.g. Taxi cabs, police cars, racing car, etc.), not so much as a personal luxury.

Me, standing beside my new Citroen: Hey! Guess what's new about me
My friend: Umm, you got a new haircut?
Me: Nope!

My friend: Uhh, you finally shaved?
Me: Glad you noticed but nope!

My friend: Ummm, you got yourself a date?
Me: Not even close!
My friend: Okay, so what IS new then?
Me: I got a new car!
My friend: Oh.
Me: It's a Citroen!
My friend: Oh...

by Obv troll is obvious October 10, 2020

citrusy

how tari feals when she's not ducky or peachy

-how are you?

-I'm citrusy thanks, you?

by I wonder who? O.O May 5, 2004

Citrix

Citrix is a well established application and virtualization company. While it may get bad reviews, these come from fuck boys or people who cant come to terms with the fact that maybe the applications they are hosting just suck. Those same people don't understand the technology and are looking for someone else to blame instead of fixing their shitty code.

Hey John... My Citrix Session just locked up again.... Why is Citrix such a piece of shit?

Well Chad... Have you ever considered your application is frozen because the application you picked and forced us to host is a piece of garbage you low level fuck boy.

Chris screams in the background.. Citrix Fo Life!!!!!

by usemorenukes February 12, 2018

Citroen

A badly built French car - brand name means lemon, only thing they’ve ever gotten right - historically ugly, shockingly bad and almost as unreliable as the weather!

Also see:
Peugeot

Renault

That’s an awfully ugly Citroen you’ve got there,oh and it’s broken down. to be honest I’d burn it if I were you mate!

by Ummm, so what now? July 10, 2017