Chimicoma

A condition which occurs immediately following the consumption of a large chimichanga during the lunch break from a boring office job. Upon returning to work, the affected chimichanga eater becomes unproductive, listless, and a generally worthless employee. In essence, the chimichanga eater has entered a coma-like state, which is generally not fatal, and to which there is no known cure. Scientists have confirmed that the condition is caused when most of the body's blood is sent to the stomach to digest the massive deep fried burrito.

John: "Why won't Jay answer his phone?"

Heather: "Oh Jay has a chimicoma. He had the lunch special at Valle Luna's today."

John: "His head is down and he is drooling."

Heather: "Don't worry about it. He'll snap out of it in about an hour."

by Di Nacho May 5, 2009

Chimp suit

The human body.

Scientist 1: Regardless how much money is launched into the project, the synthetically body is hard to make.

Scientist 2: Guess we gotta stay in this chimp suit for the next generations....

by bongholmes October 3, 2012

chimichina

A chimichanga that was mass produced in a factory in China rather than being made in a Mexican restaurant

"What's the school serving for lunch today?"
"Pre-Packaged chimichinas agian."
"God damn it that's the third time this week!"

by john_farley34 April 28, 2015

Championshipness

the act of being so great, of doing something so well, that you are above a champion

Great job on your chores, Jay. You have achieved championshipness.

by bluminnatti August 21, 2020

Championship Golfer

Any individual who competes in individual stroke or match play golf tournaments on the regular who is a single digit handicap who has/is verified by the USGA through a honest dedication to put every round into the handicap systems log without vanity. These individuals also play casual golf rounds from usually the most challenging golf tee on any given course.

Golf Club Members Guest:
—Is that who was hitting next to you on the range a good golfer?

Golf Club Member:
—He’s a championship golfer. Let’s go hit some putts before we tee off.

by BeAt-DoWn-InCePtIoN April 2, 2022

dickface champion

noun. someone who is especially dickish; this person goes out of his way to be the biggest dickface in the neighborhood.

This guy in our building is a dickface champion. Nobody can stand him.

by agrus001 May 5, 2009

Le Champion

Adjective
Meaning:the champion/The greatest of all time

This man right here is le champion!

by Joe Ciampa March 25, 2020