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Chimicoma

A condition which occurs immediately following the consumption of a large chimichanga during the lunch break from a boring office job. Upon returning to work, the affected chimichanga eater becomes unproductive, listless, and a generally worthless employee. In essence, the chimichanga eater has entered a coma-like state, which is generally not fatal, and to which there is no known cure. Scientists have confirmed that the condition is caused when most of the body's blood is sent to the stomach to digest the massive deep fried burrito.
John: "Why won't Jay answer his phone?"

Heather: "Oh Jay has a chimicoma. He had the lunch special at Valle Luna's today."

John: "His head is down and he is drooling."

Heather: "Don't worry about it. He'll snap out of it in about an hour."
by Di Nacho May 5, 2009
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Chimichanga

A deep-fried burrito sent from God to please humanity. Deadpool's favorite food.
Deadpool: "I can say 'Chimichanga' in seven languages."
by kai17 September 5, 2013
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Chimichanga fuck

When a male proceeds to stick a chimichanga up another anus (male/female) then eats it.
Me and Jimmy tried to chimichanga fuck, it worked so well
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chimichanga squirts

Jesse: I’m not feeling well.. i think I have a bad case of the chimichanga squirts
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chimicita

A gleeful vagina. A vagina that speaks or sings her mind.
Her chimicita quivered with anticipation at raul's advances.
by Helen Kerrel February 1, 2008
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HURRY UP IN THERE! I have to take my hot chimichanga shit!
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