Grape Child

A friend among your circle who is slower than everyone else like Arnie in the movie What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.

Chris never gets the joke. He’s a grape child.

by Dirty girl undercover December 6, 2018

child up

Bermudian slang for getting a girl pregnant.

You did not go and get that girl child up did you bye?

by VolcanoChronic January 7, 2007

Professors Child

Refers to a human being (usually a young adult) that tries to act smart or smartly.

1 . Usually used as an in-direct dis to someone who breaks out

scientific or psychological conversation.

2. Also can be a dis to someone's appearance.

3. Not commonly used as a complement.

" Ross !? UhM, uh, For Maths I got, 400% ! Ge Gee Geography I got 95,98,92% !! And for English I got 100,100 and a hundred hundreds more!..." (Silence hits the class room and some random dude vaguely raps) Yes Man ! Professors Child !

by -Terriatzi- April 22, 2010

consume the child

~ the government

person 1: a child was born

government: consume the child

by a consumed child October 24, 2020

child development

An academic subject devoted to overanalyzing and simultaneously underestimating children, confusing the natural instincts of future preschool teachers.

My child development teacher doesn't allow me to use the word misbehave.

by dangcmange2 September 28, 2009

product child

A young adult who has become defined by the products they own. As a result the only individuality they have today, is expressed through these products.
Can be applied to any generation but most commonly used to described the 16-30 age group of today.
If a person in this age group has a majority of the things below they're probably a product child:
1. At least one tattoo they show off relentlessly
2. The watch
3. The hat
4. Pierced ears (probably tunnels)
5. The car
6. Kicks
7. Designer tees
8. A chain
9. Always wearing sunglasses
10. Excessive posts on social media

Look at what he's wearing. Hes such a product child

by shockrocket July 24, 2014

arse child

When a child is born, not of a man and a woman, but of a man and a man. Birthing takes place through the anus, and the child is thus referred to as an 'arse child'.

Oliver Richardson is an arse child of Mad Malcolm

by Will Smallwood and his dad March 7, 2014