champion cousin

That one cousin in every family whom every elder family member loves and praises. It's that one little son of bitch that is seen as the smartest, most talented, has the best looks, and brightest future. Also, this person tends to be grandma's favorite and sucks up to her just for more attention.

"Being the champion cousin means I get extra presents"

by balletbitch101 September 12, 2014

champagne of champions

The Champagne of Champions is another way to describe the orgasm of male masturbation

Man 1: hey man I heard you and your GF got in an argument

Man 2: yeah, now she won’t screw me

Man 1: Damn, are you mad about it?

Man 2: nah, I’m just gonna go to the bathroom and pop a bottle of the Champagne of Champions

Man 1: HAH, yessir

by JewishGld April 3, 2020

El Champion'

(elle cham-pee-own) n. a title for one who is masterful or excels at a certain activity or a series of activities or sports (i.e.: billiards, guitar hero, rock paper scissors, fencing, hot dog eating contest)

"Dang! Hootie sure killed us at pool tonight. Looks like he is El Champion' again."

by thehootie December 29, 2007

Chief Champion

Mike Brusoe's way of calling you a chief and a champion at the same time.

Bito-BRUSOE!!
Mike-Whats up Chief Champion?

by Bito January 26, 2005

Breakfast of Champions

Beer and cold Pizza, the ultimate frat boy breakfast.

After an awesome night we woke up and chowed down on the Breakfast of Champions.

by lrcboho December 4, 2003

breakfast of champions

Cocaine and champagne. You know you are a true champion when you can afford to do lines and sip cristal when you get out of bed.

Alternatively wheaties cereal has been know as the breakfast of champions.

(DAN) So what did you eat for breakfast today?
(TOM) C&C, cocaine and champagne
(DAN) Oh I see. You had the breakfast of champions.

by mr.seventeenfifty October 2, 2009

Grand Champion

Grand Champion, the highest rank in Rocket League, once obtaining this legendary handle you will forever be feared by your peers and opponents. The absolute swagger you must have, to obtain this title must be overwhelming.

(Enters into Rocket League 2v2 Round)

Blue Team: SpaceStationNick (Bronze 3) Hey guys!

Red Team: ArielFlickshots (Silver 2) Wassup.
Blue Team: Goggles (Silver 1) Good luck.

Red Team: flipsfordays (Grand Champion) You all fear me.

by PolishDom November 9, 2020