big hat, no cattle

A person who wears a large hat but possesses no livestock.

Marty still wears his cowboy hat even though rustlers stole his herd. He's got a big hat, no cattle.

by furtim April 9, 2008

cattlefucker

Sorry i made this word up. I'm such a gimp.

I'll stop putting stupid words on the internet for me to masturbate over

by dude August 13, 2003

cantelec

A small electrical retailer in south east England... The sort of place that welcomes all of the least able to cope with selection of a basic appliance. The sort of person that starts a phone conversation, "Oh hello, i wonder if you can help me?" - Damn i need a new job?! lol

leaky gas bottle? Get yourself down to Cantelec!! They'll offer you friendly service, and great prices....go in, youll have a Blast!

by steve aka stig January 4, 2007

Cattle Catcher

In a choo-choo train of males pounding one another in the ass, the cattle Catcher finds himself at the front of the action, on his knees and proudly servicing the throbbing member of the train's "engine" so that he may receive the duality of pleasure that the rest of the train (save for the caboose) enjoys. The name is given due to the shape of the man, on his knees with back bent forward to completely be throated, resembling that of a cattle Catcher on a train.

Gary: I'm really tired of always taking it in the ass day in and day out, without getting to put my dick in something.

Ron: I hear you, I'm gonna get the little bitch Greg to run cattle Catcher tonight.

Gary: thank the heavens, it's been too long since I have felt the lips of another man ensconce my shaft

by DocBiscuit May 27, 2017

australian cattle dog

Hardy, quick witted, aggressive. Not a dog for beginning pet owners. Loveable. Will herd your children like cows. Will hear you the first time, but you wouldn't know it. Great at long hikes and being passive agressive. Famous for the "side eye" and "stink eye".

Person A: So I hear you have an Australian Cattle Dog. What's that like?

Person B: I had to apologize to the dog for eating MY lunch or she would have vomited in my shoes...

by SHELLARAYE May 21, 2018

Cattle Call

Used to define the rush of (overweight) people to a meal or (food) of some kind.

The rush can usually be felt and mistaken for (seismic) activity.

Was that an (earthquake)? No that was just a (Cattle Call), the tamale guy is in the kitchen.

by The Wonder Girls March 2, 2010

cantle

i mixture between the well known household objects a candle and a mantle

'oh what a lovely cante'
'where'd you get your cantle from?'
and 'hey that cantles mine!.

by jade bryant January 12, 2008