cacogna

cocaine crack or any mixture of the two...

hey man lets get some fucking cacogna and get loaded tonight.......

by crackalacin October 19, 2009

cactomasochist

a sexual perversion characterized by pleasure in being subjected to pain by penetrative masturbation using cacti

Derived from an image found on /b/ featuring a subject of unknown sex using a cactus to masturbate anally.

Emergency receive thousands of cactomasochists per year for extensive rectal and anal damage.

by Scrippy-chan August 29, 2010

carfoot

noun.chronic out-turned right foot due to decades and thousands of miles driving with right foot operating gas and brake pedals

Carfoot may cause leg problems due to bone and muscles changes over long years of use.

by willowlake June 18, 2014

cacockphany

when you look back on your life... and it's just all dicks.

"My life has been one resounding cacockphany."

by securityinfinity February 26, 2017

Cacoonpetence

Incompetent as fucking cocoons

What the fuck man! The level of fucking cacoonpetence in Trump’s administration is astounding!

Man what the fuck! Cleveland Browns has been cacoonpetent since ages now!

You know our country is cacoonpetent when Hilary and Donald win the primaries. What the fuck man!

by Asoniasonia April 20, 2018

cacoont

The mixture if a cunt, coon, and a cacoon, usually used to call a thing/person all 3 at once.

Hey Brayden, you're a cacoont!

by TheForgottenDruid May 14, 2018

cackoid

A name commonly given to meth junkies / general pieces of shit. Derived from the word cack. Either name cack or cackoid is widely used.

"God damn it rob, look at that cackoid shooting up in the public toilets."

" That whole group is cack."

by cheese_cracker May 18, 2018