bumping purses

When two homosexual males want to have butt sex, but can not because they are both bottoms.
Lance and Ethan wanted to fool around, but they'd just be bumping purses.
by black winter October 14, 2009
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Coochie bumping

When two lesbians rub their clits together to bring themselves to orgasm
I’m totally coochie bumping with lia tonight
by Chef Navi June 30, 2018
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Dork Bumps

The odd sensation you get when you see or hear someone that says or does something extremely awkward or embarrassing. The sensation comes on in a fashion similar to the onset of goose bumps, hence the name. Also known as retard tingles.
When we were in high school, based on a loophole, we all took chorus for credit in our senior year. The teachers were so upset that when we took advantage of this never-used loophole that they punished us by making us do group voice lessons. At the lessons, each one of us had to sing multiple notes, by ourselves, in front of the rest of the group. Watching a bunch of hockey/football players do this was as awkward as it gets. Needless to say, everyone listening got dork bumps.
by blunas December 18, 2010
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Cherry bump

Cherry bump

n. (Slang). 1. A sudden forceful impact or jolt, or one of a series of such impacts, to a user of a playground swing because of looseness or lack of connection of the swing frame to the ground.

2. Sudden forceful impact with the ground by a user of a playground seesaw because of a weight imbalance.

3. Physical Instability at the pivot of a pendulum which becomes apparent with movement of the bob. (Plural: cherry bumps)

Origin is unknown. Term may refer in a vulgar, humorous manner to traumatic hymen tearing, but this is conjecture.
"Don't swing so hard, you're making cherry bumps."
by Shawn in ATL August 10, 2014
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Sad Bumping

When you're getting bummed and aren't happy about it
Adam - i'll bring the KY Jelly!
Austin - I'll bring the giggles
Adam - no one likes a Sad Bumping
by Free Star November 25, 2016
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Trump bump

The more obnoxious, outrageous, insulting, condescending and rude that you are, the more popular you become. It is the ultimate paradox. Trump, Donald Trump, The Donald, make America great again, The Apprentice, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trumpster
I don't get it, why is it whenever a jerk guy treats women badly, he gets a Trump bump and the women are drawn to him and want to get to know him. I treat women like princesses and I don't get a second look.
by joecoolthefool February 05, 2016
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Body Bump

When the dick and vagina touch whilst kissing but no sex
'me and my girl friend body bumped all night long'

'no sex'

'no we are too young'
by Bsisnwgiwnssbs January 18, 2017
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