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Windy Buddha

After you climax with having sex in the missionary position, get into a deep horse stance over your partner’s face, hands in prayer positions and fart in the face.

If you accidentally shot while trying to face it becomes The Shitty Buddha.
I gave that bitch a Windy Buddha have I fucked her last night.
by Buddha Jay 1984 April 4, 2024
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Windy Buddha

Immediately after climaxing with your partner in missionary position, stand over them and get into a deep horse stance and fart directly into their face.

If you accidentally shit while trying to fart, it becomes the Shitty Buddha.
After I was done having sex last night I gave her a Windy Buddha.

Typical woman: After sex last night he gave me a Windy Buddha and it was the most disrespectful thing anyone has done to me. I think I’m in love.
by Buddha Jay 1984 April 4, 2024
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Gooda Buddha

Gooda Buddha is a person who got the gooda inside there buddha
Jerry is a Gooda Buddha
Mitch: Jerry , you are such a gooda Buddha!!!
Jerry:Staappp!!!

Jerry: You think gooda buddha and gorgonzola allah would be in the dream blunt rotation or nah?
by 90dy May 6, 2024
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BUDDHA

Buddha is a guy who treats his woman right and will make sure she is alright he is caring, smart, and might love too much but he also has a bad temper and may be a little of a big cry baby but also has a big d!ck
Selena: Buddha is a cry baby but do you see that thing in his pants
by Niyah sims May 8, 2024
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