Captain Brit of the 21st Century

A misled person who thinks that all muslims are immigrants. He doesn't know that most muslims live peacefully in their home countries and sometimes get invaded by others including Brits.

Captain Brit of the 21st Century is a fool who cannot see beyond his nose

by definer of fools October 26, 2007

once you go brit you never quit

let me break it down for you: once you go brit you never quit, basically british guys have it all. amazingly good looking, sexy accents, and huge dicks!

jane: "i went to the U.K. to work on my accent and I got ripped open by huge british dicks."

emily: "i could have told you that, once you go brit you never quit."

jane: "i know! i'll never fuck anyone besides british men again! their dicks are so huge!"

by 76sixty March 03, 2008

Brit in the Water

A person who completely fails at playing musical instruments they touch. They are usually Band Kids, Choir Kids, or Drama Club Kids

Person A: Fails at playing guitar
Person B: Wow, he’s like a Brit in the Water

by StarBiscuit February 17, 2023

Wet Brit

a term coined for something snarky, generally in the context of a sporting event.

Man, that ball flight is so low.. atleast it's going to run like a wet brit.

by Jabari 101 November 02, 2020

Wet Brit

A term coined for a snarky action, most commenly used during a sporting event.

Not bad Patrick, you hit that drive off the toe a little bit. It's going to run like a wet brit though.

by Jabari 101 November 02, 2020

ockert brits

An olympic pole vaulter from south africa. He's name is used in vain. Much like "Jesus Christ"

Ockert Brits bru!!

by Gerry Popoj March 22, 2009

Brit Lips

The lips of a British person, usually thin.

You'd be a great kisser if you didn't have major Brit Lips.

by lizia02 November 22, 2023