britole

n. (latin) a loose woman, often used with other words like filthy, dirty, and ho. Another name for a prostitue, especially one who will not keep their mouth closed.

Man that girl is a filthy britole.

by Cledus June 14, 2005

Bristol

Bristol is a south west England city that fancies itself as up-and-coming despite the fact that it is mainly inherited by braying ex-public school students and backward yokels. It has a long history of riots. It also has two football clubs with Rovers still being a bit shitter than City who have recently been relegated to League 1. The town centre is a scruffy, depressing little set of streets and the city has a tedious one way system. Outside of the city centre there are admittedly, some very handsome buildings but there's a shitload of fucking ugly ones too. Bristol's main problem is that it thinks it's much better than it is. Ultimately it's just a shitty little city with delusions of grandeur. Still, they've always got the Bristol Stool Scale - the official medical scale for categorising shit. Seems quite appropriate.

Normal person 1: Do you want to go to Bristol
Normal person 2: No thank you. It is shit.

by DGuyReg December 12, 2013

west bristol

A small town in PA, filled with both black & white thugs. It's considered a lower-middle class neighborhood close to Philadelphia. Alot of fights may break out in the area due to racial comments or fighting over a bike or any other valuables. However, most say its the more cleaner part of croydon because the neighborhood looks a little cleaner and people in both are similar. West bristol just has alot of black people when croydon has hardly any.

Man1: "I'm gonna go drop him off at croydon real fast."
Man2: "I don't live in croydon i live in west bristol."
Man1: "Oh well its a croydon-like area."

by john brouwne May 18, 2006

bristyle

what 'cool' people from bristol uk say to make bristol sound better, but it doesnt really work, its still not that good

"yeah, i live in bristyle, its the shit!"

by cellardoor4130 May 30, 2005

Bristle Gag

When brushing your teeth and your hand slips causing your toothbrush to gag the back of your throat.

:Ew, man where'd all that puke come from?
:I had a really bad bristle gag this morning

by Foz Eh August 21, 2009

Bristley sprung flap

A modern letter box with a strong spring and hard bistles offering a challenge to any postman, even a Royal Mail UK one. Possibly open for misinterpretations regarding poorly maintained lady gardens.

My latest Tinder score had a serious bristley sprung flap but I pushed on through like the hunter I am. Why do ladies prefer hunters? Because they go deeper into bush, they shoot twice and they eat what they shoot. Hi five bro.

by Bazildog November 4, 2020

Bristol Seesaw

When 2 large men both gang up on a beta male, then they brutally pleasure him

I just Bristol Seesaw both your mum, i mean your dad, lets be politically correct here

by Your local Bristol seesaw January 25, 2022