Person 1: I spent too much money on bud this month and now I can't make rent.
Person 2: Damn homie stop trippin' and get your bread up.
Person 2: Damn homie stop trippin' and get your bread up.
by exzisd May 7, 2019
Get the get your bread up mug.Garlic Bread is the god given meal of those who know how to taste, they would use it in church for communion they're just too cheap for this gold dust.
You must take caution, however, in your selection. There are many FAKES, I warned you. Don't even concern yourself with making it at home (unless you wan to flex your 600-800°C pizza oven) 250°C ovens wont cut it, pun intended. After selecting an appropriate vendor, preferably neapolitan, make certain that it is based on garlic oil and NOT butter as this will RUIN the experience entirely including a potential vom - not ideal.
Society I missing out on the great deal offered by this cuisine. Most restaurants produce in unsatisfactory result, speak to a professional first.
You must take caution, however, in your selection. There are many FAKES, I warned you. Don't even concern yourself with making it at home (unless you wan to flex your 600-800°C pizza oven) 250°C ovens wont cut it, pun intended. After selecting an appropriate vendor, preferably neapolitan, make certain that it is based on garlic oil and NOT butter as this will RUIN the experience entirely including a potential vom - not ideal.
Society I missing out on the great deal offered by this cuisine. Most restaurants produce in unsatisfactory result, speak to a professional first.
A: what do you want with your garlic bread?
B: I'm sorry, what!?
A: ...
B: You can't match a garlic bread to anything, it is the pinnacle of existence
A: would you like cheese on that?
B: Would you like to walk away from me before I take this to the next level
A: what should I have from the menu?
B: Garlic Bread
A: is that it?
B:I don't know you anymore, stop sitting near me. Now.
B: I'm sorry, what!?
A: ...
B: You can't match a garlic bread to anything, it is the pinnacle of existence
A: would you like cheese on that?
B: Would you like to walk away from me before I take this to the next level
A: what should I have from the menu?
B: Garlic Bread
A: is that it?
B:I don't know you anymore, stop sitting near me. Now.
by Man of Stupendous Attitude November 19, 2019
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The act of inserting ones throbbing member into sand prior to intercourse; it's usually implemented as an instrument of revenge resulting from a terrible date.
That bitch didn't pay for her meal, so I told her we should take a romantic walk on the beach. She did not realize my underlying motive of slipping her the BREADED LOBSTER!
by Joseph Lefebvre June 21, 2010
Get the Breaded Lobster mug.Tim: Hey John did you do something to your hair?
John: Yea man, I got my bread sliced.
Example 2--
John walks into a barber shop, "hey can I'm here for my monthly bread slicing."
John: Yea man, I got my bread sliced.
Example 2--
John walks into a barber shop, "hey can I'm here for my monthly bread slicing."
by slipperywizard December 19, 2011
Get the bread sliced mug.The bread test is when you are having someone clean your toilet. After they are finished cleaning your toilet you wipe it down with a piece of bread. If its clean, you eat it. If its dirty they eat it.
"My son lied to me about cleaning the toilets, so I made him take the bread test."
"How did it go?"
"He's still inside throwing up."
"How did it go?"
"He's still inside throwing up."
by pickle peter December 17, 2013
Get the bread test mug.When someone eats a sandwich made with cheap white bread, and afterwards, the bread fills in the spaces/gaps between their teeth. Making it look like their teeth have been bondo'ed over. The person never knows it, but everyone they talk to notices.
DUDE: Yo man, did you see, I bet Greg had a Wonderbread sandwich for lunch.
MAN: How do you know?
DUDE: You didn't see? When he was talking, his teeth were all bread bondo'ed over. I was so distracted, I don't even know what he was saying
MAN: Bread bondo.... Gross!
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MAN: How do you know?
DUDE: You didn't see? When he was talking, his teeth were all bread bondo'ed over. I was so distracted, I don't even know what he was saying
MAN: Bread bondo.... Gross!
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