Brandon wilko

Someone who has noodle hair is incredibly short and annoying and has an extra chromosome

That new guy is such a Brandon wilko look at him

by Mr fang April 21, 2021

Brandon Torres

“The act of someone playing with juicy sweaty brown balls”

“Yo is that Brandon Torres?”
“No way he’s actually into Brandon Torres!”

by BigTits69420 April 27, 2022

Charlie Bronson Wannabe

Someone who has watched a lot Charlie Bronson movies and bases everything they do in real life off of them. Symptoms include carrying around 30 pounds of rope and trying to climb through an air-vent. Often one and the same with Boondockians - people who are obsessed with The Boondock Saints.

Oh, fuck you! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson Wannabe that's getting us fucking lost! ~ Murphy McManus (The Boondock Saints)

by Browncoat2002 July 9, 2010

Big Brandon

Your fat boy best friend who is annoying as shit sometimes.

What's up big Brandon?

Fuck off serafina

by Kxtty December 12, 2019

Brandon

is considered a sweetheart, very loving person ,funny, lover, handsome, awesome, and smart in everyway, also very good in bed, A Brandon is a true homie, he will always have your back in everything no matter what, anybody who knows him is lucky because their one of a kind. any girl with brandon is very lucky because he cares alot, is truthful, and charming. He will make your life happy!

brandon is funny i cant stop laughing when im around him.

Brandon is a true lover.

by BamG July 26, 2011

brandon

the most awesome guy ever. if you date a brandon or even just know one then you are super lucky. brandons are always sweet & girls flock to them. although sometimes an ass hole people always forgive a brandon because of their amazing charms. if you dont have a brandon in your life then go out & find one (;

"Man i sure wish i was brandon, look at all those hot chicks around him"
"Me too. I think I'm gonna change my name"

by brandon lover (; forever <3 May 15, 2010

Brandon

Brandon is a boy that every girl wants. he's the sweetest guy , and you will always have the best time with Brandon. Brandon is very chill and adorable. he's loyal and literally THE cutest guy ever. Brandons girlfriend or someone he's interested in is probably a girl who is super fun and can make him laugh , and doesn't really matter what the look like! Brandons overall a good guy. Everybody needs a Brandon! -GG

friend 1: wanna hangout with Brandon this weekend?
friend 2 : ofc he's best , I love Brandon

by YBG DAWG March 25, 2019