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booster seats

n. The seats on a stage behind a politician where the mindlessly supportive folks sit and nod at every banal utterance and lie.

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As soon as the primaries start we will need to re-inforce the stage and install four more rows of booster seats.
by gnostic3 July 9, 2023
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Honey Booster

Someone who is sweet, kind, caring and loving to others.
I love honey booster people.. They're the best people to keep around you.
by 007littlebear August 12, 2022
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BOOSTER

A booster is an individual you look at and wonder how they get through every single day. A person riding a bicycle through life in the wrong direction. Even going in the wrong direction, they constantly hit the curb, landing on the bike frame, over time their ball nuts are transformed into a mangina.
A true booster constantly has something to say and wants to help with everything and anything that involves the opposite of their actual responsibilities and will wear themselves out trying to boost out of those responsibilities. A booster is a lifetime member of the “get a long gang”. The “get a long gang” roams through life on a single red caboose bringing eye rolls and temple rubs to all they encounter.
Manager: hey Johnny why isn’t Chauncey back his lunch.
Johnny: sir, that booster left a note that he he has to go home and brush his teeth because his wrists hurt.
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Coworker: Hey guys what happened to the slide show I made that we are suppose to present in 10 minutes?
Coworker 2: Ummm, that booster Messica thought she had to make a new one and shredded yours. She also left you a note that she had to go to an appointment for going blind, something about closing her eyes and it getting really dark. She gets better when she opens them.
by Chauncey Onchow ChickenLord September 16, 2020
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Server Booster Day

December 10th is Server Booster Day... all server boosters get to make fun of Zrteh&Mods because it’s funny. this is commonly done because mods are considered plebs.
Did you hear that it’s server booster day? i can’t wait to clown the mods.
by TweetleDee26 December 10, 2020
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Torque Booster (HVAC)

A basic capacitor that has a large mark up in price. A term used by shady HVAC companies to trick customers into overpaying for a regular capacitor.
The Torque Booster (HVAC) in your air conditioner is bad and it'll be $599 to replace it.
by Goof Juice June 8, 2025
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