Bonkenhi

The above definition is a lie. Trust me.

Person 1: Who's Bonkenhi?
Person 2: Idk, some liar.

by urban care July 2, 2008

Bohonking

Bohonking is the illegal practice in the netherlands of saddle sniffing- i.e. taking a long, deep, sustained whiff of someone's bicycle saddle, usually a females saddle.
(beaux Honking) origin Arabic

Quick! Call the Police, that sick man is Bohonking my saddle

by S. kelly September 25, 2012

Boinked

When you had a math test but you didn't know the answer to question six and your friend says that you are stressed and that makes you even more stressed and then your so stressed you don't know how to be stressed anymore and then your friend says you got boinked

ME: Ok Cookie why you so stressed out on that math tho
Cookie: Aight man I don't know how to do this question man
ME: you got BOINKED

by bonkers_420 May 10, 2019

bonk

The act of sexual intercourse.

I could do with a good bonk.

It's bonking time.

by Wez May 3, 2004

bonk

Expression used by cyclists to describe excercise induced low blood sugar levels; being a feeling of light-headedness and weakness in all limbs. Similar to 'The Wall' in running. Has fallen out of usage in recent years due to alternative meanings.

I am feeling a bit light-headed, if I don't have a banana, I think I'm going to bonk.
I've got the bonk.
I bonked really badly and had to get a lift home.

by Comedy Dave June 5, 2004

bonk

The sound that "The Scout" character makes when hitting enemies with his aluminium baseball bat in the video game Team Fortress 2.

Who want's some a' this! BONK!

by Timic83 June 12, 2008

bonkendorn

the act of beating someone in beer pong so badly that they cant even comprehend it.

They made every single shot and kept fucking us up with the bounce combos, they went bonkendorn on our asses.

by randythestrangler69 March 22, 2011