Blueface

Real name: Johnathan Porter. A Los Angeles classical music composer who played quarterback for his high school football team. Known for his unique skills which include voice cracks in mid-lyric, rapping off-beat, and "saggin til the meat show." Has released a number of fantastic, lyrical songs such as "Deadlocs" (has a sequel!), "Respect My Cryppin'", and "Freak Bitch," however, lately the white folks have taken a liking to one in particular: "Thotiana." Real fans have been tuned into this Next Mozart/Tupac since "Next Big Thing", a song centered around a double meaning for Blueface becoming famous and the size of his penis.

Drunk white girl: "pLaY THotIANa whoooooooo!" (quite a few months late for that)

DJ: "Fuck off my stand dumb hoe. If you wanna listen to good Blueface music i'll play you some "Deadlocs"

by elalmighty March 15, 2019

Blupfer

(n) The ring around your anus.

(v) The act of having a bad day.

(n) ~ Oh baby, lick my blupfer while your doing that!

~ After all those wings, my blupfer really hurt the next morning!

(v) ~ You don't want to end up getting blupfered!

by asstastic_01 November 27, 2012

Bluffton

Getting a blow job while upperdeckering

Guy 1: I wanna try and hookup with that girl
Guy 2: Dont try to hard
Guy 1: what do you mean?
Guy 2: Shes a huge slut she gave me a bluffton in the library bathroom
Guy 1: respect

by gjhyman April 3, 2013

blarf

An expression of disgust, being a combination of "blech" and "barf."

when I saw her bend over, I was like "Blarf"!

by Barrack Trump February 16, 2017

blerf

A word that can be used to express disappointment or boredom.

1.
-"Hey, I got 2 tickets to a concert. You wanna go?"

-"Yeah, cool! Who's playing?"

-"U2"

-"Blerf."

2.
"I've been stuck at home all day because of this damn rain. Blerf."

by ChristinaFelitaPerez October 8, 2011

Blind Man's Bluff

A derivation of "tag" played on a jungle-gym where the person who's "it" is blindfolded and all players are not permitted to touch the ground.

I have a killer bruise on my shin from jumping from the slide to the monkey bars, avoiding the person who was "it" while playing blind man's bluff.

by Juan Pedrohijo February 25, 2009

super jew double bluff

To return to the cookie tray two sides of an Oreo Cookie (with no filling) for someone else to take, while enjoying you newly created extra filled Oreo.

J: While chewing the fillingless cookie "Did you put those two sides together and put it back in the tray?!"
M: "Yes! You got hit with the super jew double bluff!"

by SHM January 4, 2008