Pierre: "What did you do last night?"
Alex: "Dude, I got super blaked and then fucked Helena"
Pierre: "No way, me too!"
Alex: "Dude, I got super blaked and then fucked Helena"
Pierre: "No way, me too!"
by The Norwaig December 03, 2015
Blake: "hi"
One of Blake's many wife's: "Holy shit Blake is such a Blake I want him to fuck me so bad I just want his big juicy fucking cock to go up my petit little holes"
One of Blake's homies: "Holy shit I'm not even gay but I can see why you'd like that hes just so fucking hot🫦🫦🫦"
One of Blake's many wife's: "Holy shit Blake is such a Blake I want him to fuck me so bad I just want his big juicy fucking cock to go up my petit little holes"
One of Blake's homies: "Holy shit I'm not even gay but I can see why you'd like that hes just so fucking hot🫦🫦🫦"
by My name isn't Blake I swear May 04, 2022
Blake’s are the best. They are smart, helpful, kind, creative, good-looking, tall, reliable, honest, and almost always introverted. They are always on time too. If you ever find a Blake late your dreaming. If you are lucky enough to befriend one you will find happiness and enlightenment.
Blake is great
by kcidtafgibymkcid December 01, 2020
Blake is Awsten Knight, Geoff wigington, and Otto Wood. During interviews, the members of Waterparks will sometimes call themselves or each other ‘Blake’. Usually, Blake is Geoff, but it has been used for all three band members. We love Blake, and will always count Black as a meme bet of Waterparks.
You:My favorite member of Waterparks is Blake
Other parxi: Who’s Blake?
You: Its all three of them, they all identify as Blake
Other parxi: OHHH I like Blake as well.
Other parxi: Who’s Blake?
You: Its all three of them, they all identify as Blake
Other parxi: OHHH I like Blake as well.
by Parxi March 07, 2021
A very annoying and cringe individual who thinks that they are so special for talking in 3rd person and being self-centered. Probably has some undiagnozed schizophrenia. Someone please teach this b*tch how this world works. Also ur ed is not cool please get out. New mood = Blake (meaning cringe, annoying, embarrassing)
by EdSheeran’s shoe January 03, 2022
A Blake is a very sexy and generous guy. He always cares about everything he does. He is a complete dick to everyone but his gf loves him more than anything. He is a very good looking guy. He will buy his girlfriend anything she asks for.
Any guy would be lucky to have a Blake in their lives. We all love Blakes more than anything. He is also always taller than his girlfriend and way better looking.
Any guy would be lucky to have a Blake in their lives. We all love Blakes more than anything. He is also always taller than his girlfriend and way better looking.
Sheep - “Woah look at her and her new boyfriend!”
Cow - “Omg Ik! He is such a blake”
Pig - “Can’t believe she managed to get a guy like Blake”
Cow - “Omg Ik! He is such a blake”
Pig - “Can’t believe she managed to get a guy like Blake”
by thatgirlwhosreallytall.com February 04, 2020
Exploits your secrets when you do something he's not fond of, acts like a hard ass when he's around his only friend. At first he seems like the sweetest person you've ever met until he breaks up with you in front of his only friend. Then wants to act all sweet the next time you talk to him & he wants to apologize for being a hard ass. But you don't care because he's ugly anyways.
by hazel eyes bitch September 28, 2020