bitchless

a word used to describe a single person who lacks bitches

a.k.a. me

guy 1 - "ey man, u see that group of bitches over there?"
guy 2 - "yeah man, what about them?"
guy 1 - "go talk to them, maybe you could pull."
guy 2 - "hell nah man."
guy 1 - "alright then, stay bitchless, bitch."
guy 2 - "dam bruh."

by jacensolo64 March 28, 2024

Bitchless

To get absolutely no bitches whatsoever. They usually claim otherwise which is a tell tale sign. A total John

John's middle name should be Bitchless because no woman has gone past first base with him.

by Jarhominid766 April 12, 2026

Bitchhole

A cowboy look alike other wise known as a Brad never gonna be the goat Wall

That bitchhole just cut me off, give him the finger!!!!

by B, the best ever!!!! July 18, 2025

heat bitchiness

A state occuring before heat exhaustion but after heat frustration. Often accompanied by phrases such as "Dammit! It's hot! Why is it so damn hot!"

Get this woman a margarita! She's passed from heat frustration into full on heat bitchiness!

by MrGryphon October 26, 2015

mitchie bitchie

a queen king royal regal bitch who stalker fans the one and only Mitch mf Rowland (yeah he's kinda underground but fr listen to him)
he's on this really indie but freaky song called 'She' u prolly haven't heard it but go listen to it rn bitch

omg mitchie bitchie is THE shit like they own me rn look how powerful they are frr I'm scared quaking in my tiddies

by stoptakingthecooldns October 20, 2020

Freak Bitchiest

A Freak bitch is a Hoe that wants to Fuck you to get what you want out of her Like a Hoocie mama.

You ol freak bitch I Anit sleeping fishy ass cat That's why I don't trust you Freak Bitchiest

by Nigga from The O May 27, 2022

chronic bitchless syndrome

Chronic Bitchless Syndrome, defined (in simple terms) as “the infinite failure to gain bitches, or a lackthereof.” Chronic Bitchless Syndrom (or CBS) is most common in men between the ages of 14 and 21, but can also occur in higher severity amongst those older than 21. Signs of Chronic Bitchless Syndrome include: significant periods of time spent on social media platforms such as Twitter, Discord, or Reddit, acute misogyny, general bigotry, foul aroma, poor skincare, dry or musty hair, and poor fashion sense. Scientists have yet to find a cure.

“No wonder he can’t get a date. He spends all day on Twitter, doesn’t shower, and hates women. We should get him tested for Chronic Bitchless Syndrome”

by henry the hoeless May 8, 2023