Beard

1. A boy or girl hired as a celebritys boyfriend/girlfriend by that celebritys management, usually for publicity.

Fan 1: "Ugh, did you hear that Eleanor Calder is dating Louis Tomlinson of One Direction?"
Fan 2: "Lmao, no, she's a beard, duh!"

by larrystylinsonisreal January 27, 2014

piss bear

A communal stuffed bear that you place near a freshly planted maple tree, after you have broken your seal you must piss on the piss bear

Hey james I gotta piss, better do it on the piss bear that CRKM got from that greasy carny.

by HateSickFux June 16, 2017

Rizzly Bear

A man of larger stature that has a large amount of rizz.

Seth just pulled that girl. What a Rizzly Bear.

by CincoPeso December 6, 2022

muscle bear

A, usually, large and/or hairy gay man (bear) who is also a body builder.

Bob is a total muscle bear, he has a belly but can bench 350.

by carlbear October 10, 2003

minus the bear

a super mellow west coast band that does stunningly spacey guitar solos. they like singing about drinking and mellowing out because they're so mellow. they also have crazy song titles and i like it.

minus the bear says "bands like it when you yell yar at them"

by izzzy July 30, 2008

alaskan polar bear

a bear from alaska... nothing sexual at all u pervert

wow look its an alaskan polar bear

by bottomtothetopfromthegroundup December 19, 2010

Heterosexual Bear Wrestler

What kevjumba is. If you type in "is" on Google, this is the first thing that comes up.

Ryan: Did you know that "Kevjumba is a heterosexual bear wrestler" is the number one search on google?

Phil: Yeah, because that's what he said in one of his videos

by jeeziamsobored June 18, 2011