Beefing

A sexual act.

The beefee lays in the bath, almost completely submerged in hot water.

The beefer (most commonly a male) stands over the bathtub, ejaculating onto the beefee.

The beefee is then surround by several cellular phones, all connected through a Skype call. This produces the radiation which will cook the ejaculant.

After two minutes in this position, the beefer sticks his index finger into the bathtub water, tastes, then proceeds to eat out the beefee (most commonly oral sex of the vagina or ass).

At a party...

Tom: 'Dude, can I borrow your phone so I can beef this chick?'

Chris: 'sure man, but make sure it's on the Wifi and not using all my data.'

Tom: 'no worries, I'll ask Sam for the password first.'

Chris: 'Nice, enjoy your beefing.'

by T Humma May 24, 2017

Beefed

An argument or problem.
Typically a British word created amongst teens, lmao.
Slang word.

"I just beefed her yesterday!"
Or
"Does she want beef or not?"

by Yvngnamz March 22, 2017

Beef

Where Is the?? Who Knows????

Wheres the beef??????

by lemmings December 3, 2004

Beef

when gays fuck, i.e. poo jam, or pound thier lightsabers in the stank cave

them gays keep beefin it up

by davo January 11, 2005

BEEF

Abbreviation for 'best friends forever' except in the form of BEEF rather than BFFE. This way, the concept can be said in one syllable.

Erica, Allison, and Chandni have been BEEFs since eighth grade!

by Erica Poo September 22, 2006

beef

Subject of conversation

what is your beef?

by Bernie September 24, 2003

Beef

a conflict that results in the physical harm of one of the opposing sides, real life problems with one another.. not no bullshit argument or lil' scuffle.

"whats beef? Beef is when you need two gats to goto sleep, Beef is when i see you..." -B.I.G.

by ErnDollarz March 1, 2004