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Someone who's name would be better if it was emma.
example #1

person #1 Hey whats your name

person #2 Kendall

person#1 Too bad if your name was Emma I would be friends with you

expanple #2

person #1 Hey your cute I would date you blonde head dropdead gurl.

person #2 thanks you hot monster. my name is Kendall.

person #1 Oh...... This is awkward. I would only date you if your name was Emma Bye

Person #2 :(

example #3

person #1 My name is ......

person #1 "Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red"

person #2 You would look much better with red hair and would be hotter if your name was Emma

person #1 :(
mugGet the Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was redmug.
The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
by Frauggu March 2, 2017
mugGet the Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.mug.

soulblade somebody

To steal somebodys social circle and repel him/her later from it and to mimic their behaviour as if you were them once they're out.
"I'm anti social and unadaptable. Let's just soulblade somebody else"
by Kynk666 June 2, 2023
mugGet the soulblade somebodymug.

Cheesing somebody

When somebody cums on your face like cheese whizz. Usually more tasty though
Christine: omg Brian cheesed me so good last night
Angela: what is cheesing somebody?
Christine: when he cums on your face like.. soo much and it’s so good
Angela: I wish I could have tasted it
Random person nearby: oop-
Christine: da fuq
by Vsco Boy September 28, 2019
mugGet the Cheesing somebodymug.
If your friend has the nickname "Cloud", you get to smack them.
"Cloud" - hi
friend - guess what day it is
"Cloud" - what

oh shit
friend - its national "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" day (October 23rd)
by notkenzieee October 23, 2023
mugGet the National "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" Day (October 23rd)mug.

Kraken Somebody

"Kraken somebody" refers to the kinky act of a Kraken or related species to use tentacles in a raughty manner.
Octupus: "Dawg I'm gonna Kraken somebody today"
by Orphic ichor December 18, 2024
mugGet the Kraken Somebodymug.

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