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master-Bates

a funny yet iconic nickname for someone with the last name “Bates” who has a good sense of humor.
ethan: “aye you know bates?”

marissa: “you mean master-Bates? yea i know her”
by sugardaddynumber7 December 14, 2020
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Bates Boys

Being from the struggle land of sed buildings of Bates West or Bates. The original founders of Bateslandia are Cal Begin, Kevin Carr, Connor Kupcis, Brian Mullaney, and Austin Peak. These boys have lived through the struggle and moldy vents as well as indulging in the glorious Bates diner.
The moldy vents always got the Bates Boys sick.
by calbeegs333 November 20, 2021
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hate-bate

Just like hate sex, but the masturbation version.
God that bitch is so stupid. I think I'm gonna hate-bate to her.
by NotMyRealNameDerp December 4, 2010
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assist-a-bate

Hey, I need some help, can you assist-a-bate me?
by Richardgayfaggotfruit April 12, 2008
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Bates College

Person 1: “Where are all the girls? This party sucks.”

Person 2: “We’re at bates college, this isn’t exactly Arizona state.”

Person 1: “For $60,000 a year, they ought to throw in some hoe cake”
by Genius123321456654 June 28, 2023
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'Bate and Switch

A strategy of pleasuring oneself wherein, when the brachioradialis muscle of one's dominant arm begins to tire, one seamlessly switches to the less dominant hand in such a way that the "flow" is not broken.

Also referred to as the Swap 'n' Pop or the Winded Bat Boy.
Cody wanted to do more than rub out an easy one, but he knew that he was out of shape and would have to pull a 'bate and switch, yo.
by HolyMackerel May 12, 2009
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jail bate

How a super horny teenager spells jail bait cuz he's getting ready to masterBATE.
That girl was super hot. Until we found out she was 14. Jail bate gets me every time!
by Kenny The Perfect Speller April 18, 2006
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