An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought she had readied the house for company, she discovered a large bowl barnacle left by her husband, Krisen in the guest bathroom.
by Kjizzy May 6, 2018
Get the Bowl barnaclemug. by Over-Syndrome October 16, 2022
Get the Joe Barnaclesmug. by Yung Microwave May 6, 2018
Get the Barnaclemug. where mackenzie duckworth and bradley sherrington shit in each others ears and rub their inny and outy belly buttons together until they poo and wee
by barnaclehead42 July 2, 2023
Get the barnacle bonanzamug. "Sorry for coming up behind you 57 times and repeatedly running away after each time, I was barnacling out too much!"
by platypuspink June 15, 2023
Get the Barnaclingmug. by The Catholic May 9, 2018
Get the Barnacle nibblermug. Basically a nipple.
Two things attached to your chest sorta like barnacles on a ship.... But they're hairy.
Two things attached to your chest sorta like barnacles on a ship.... But they're hairy.
by SlipperyGypsy01 November 29, 2017
Get the hairy barnaclemug.