by XXX.THOT.PATROL.XXX June 20, 2018
The little fucking evil ass demons of the sea. They look like teeth with shells and they live on poor animals and rocks. If all barnacles were to go extinct then the world would be better off. I swear to fucking God. If I ever find a barnacle somewhere near me, we'll be having a fucking holocaust of the goddamn evil little demon shit heads.
My friend: Hey man, barnacles don't hurt humans.
Me: Fuck you and your bloodline. All barnacles need to be fucking deleted and destroyed. I will literally destroy the oceans to delete barnacles from life itself shit fecking hell I hate the damn toothy fucking shell cunts
Me: Fuck you and your bloodline. All barnacles need to be fucking deleted and destroyed. I will literally destroy the oceans to delete barnacles from life itself shit fecking hell I hate the damn toothy fucking shell cunts
by Ifyoulikebarnaclesyou'reanonce March 09, 2019
by hughmuffin97 December 14, 2017
by A guy with a 12 ft penis December 29, 2022
The namesake of Lil Barnacle.
by spotlight ah moonlight ah March 06, 2024
Barnacle:
A person who attaches themselves to a team and sees games by filtering out free ticket offers from ticket holders, whales, who can't go.
A person who attaches themselves to a team and sees games by filtering out free ticket offers from ticket holders, whales, who can't go.
I paid $100 for each ticket and this barnacle thought he could get them for free. I ain't a whale, man. Kick rocks.
by Raskull King November 04, 2022
After anal sex the woman gives the man oral directly afterwards with no washing or wiping of the male organ before oral
by Ghost Fish April 23, 2016