Bare Pickle

To have sexual intercourse without using protection (usually a condom).

Last Saturday night I went Bare Pickle with this girl I met at Cain.

by 750 Halsey July 9, 2006

bare jokes

used by chavs nad townies to express something that is very funny

*also used by dudeish alternative peeps to take the piss out of said chavs and townies*

Example 1

chav a: ah look ma wizzle dat dude's jus' fallen down on his arse

chav b: man dat is bare jokes!!! lets go watch trisha

chav a: aight

Example 2

chav (to dude): ha. your clothes are bare jokes

dude: yeah and your mums face is "bare jokes"

by alternative dudess October 26, 2004

Bare Lairyness

bare lair.ey.ness
adjective-
Informal description of something that provides mirth or amusement; defined by erratic, unpredictable, noisy and reckless behaviour.
Refering to have some, or to have had bare lairyness

1. last night was some bare lairyness
2. sure that aint bare lairyness bruv

by Sambo bruv November 23, 2007

bare noise

When mandemmm pull up and blast there beek taking “bare noise” like someone asked them to talk 😂

Bare noise ; Broooo stop talking bareee noise before I call the mandemmm

by Ellabrazy519 July 16, 2018

Bare-bulb

When a man forgoes wearing underwear.

"Corr, shouldn't have gone 'bare-bulb' this morning, got proper chaffing going on"

"He bent over in those shorts and I got a right eyeful of 'bare-bulbs'".

by FuckedoffFanny June 8, 2018

bare goose

Noun- A freshly shaved pubic area.

-"what took you so long to get out of the shower?"
-"I was getting a bare goose;)"

by BIg Mofo Nasty July 18, 2016

bare wedge

some who is physically huge, often to the extent that it looks disgusting such as pro-body builders.

Also can be used as an insult, if some one is just really annoying, they can be called bare wedge

"hey! did you see that guy in the gym"
"yeah, he was bare wedge"

or

person A: Laura was being bare wedge last night

person B: yeah she kept spilling drinks on everyone

by THECONSTANTDAGGERER October 4, 2011