baked shoes

a pair of shoes that have been cooked in a microwave for atleast 2 minutes at high setting to get them warm for when you are gonna walk somewhere

guy 1- bro i got some comfy baked shoes bro, wanna try them?
guy 2- what the fuck is wrong with you?

by iGrim April 19, 2021

Bardeszy

the absolute hardest possible thing to do ever

Damn the last cup is always bardeszy

by Mysterious_onion7789 July 8, 2022

Baked with love

Added an extra shot of protein to a dough (for all those gym junkies out there!). Watched the loaves walk out the doors, hopefully there was no buns in the oven because of it!

Today's bread was baked with love, key word here is "baked".

by King Zero owner of da Universe September 9, 2023

Mommy baked cookie

The absolute best type of cookie concievable... and it just so happens it's made by your mum

hey bro canz i have that cookie?

No way fucker, this is a mommy baked cookie

aww man...

by Trapdoor March 5, 2009

Irritable Barden Syndrome

A disease in the category of mental retardation. The center of a mammal's brain is taken over by Dringi. The disease causes the host to always be irritable, as if there is a huge wooden thorn in their left foot. Typical side effects are a whooping cough and Mononucleosis for 17 years. There is only one creature known to have this unfortunate disease.

I am not feeling well. I think I have Irritable Barden Syndrome.

by 1011B January 29, 2014

im baked as beans

Being so stoned that you have no other way to describe but baked as beans

"yo im so high like im baked as beans."

by I'm baked as beans September 12, 2014

shaida bard

someone who frequently shaida(sniffs) a bard(shit) or is tricked into a shaiding a bard.

guy 1: damn.. how drunk was he last night?
guy 2: so drunk that he shaided a bard
guy 3: i'm posting this in eminence. shaida bard

by IntentiveFuckFace August 15, 2018