Santa’s Baptism

When you go skinny dipping in the winter.(Doesn’t count in warm water regions, must fully submerge to be born again)

I did Santa’s Baptism last night.

by Convinced Felon December 21, 2020

Chocolate Baptism

The sexual act of defecating on a woman's forehead in the shape of a cross. Symbolizes baptism... But with shit.

Guy1: So what'd you do last night?
Guy2: Well, after having a few Jagerdrivers we decided to try out the Chocolate Baptism. She seemed to like it.
Guy1: That's pretty sick, dude.

by Syn Gatton and Magic Fingers May 29, 2010

St. Jean Baptiste Day

The 24th of June marks the Feast of St John the Baptist. This is known as St Jean Baptiste Day to French speaking cultures.

Celebrated in QUEBEC with cool fireworks and parties and BOX SOCIALS!

The Annual Ahmed Saad Box Social is held every year on St. Jean Baptiste Day

by Adil June 19, 2004

baltushka

a homemade russian drug based on ephedrine. commonly used among street children

help me find a vein, i need some baltushka.

by Kennadee March 2, 2008

Jism baptism

Dribbling a drop on a bitches dome (see Load a la mode)

You cum on that chicks head?
Hell ya I gave that bitch a jism baptism!

by dirty danglers June 19, 2010

Baptize a Baby Ruth

take a big long dump.

"hand me the Sunday paper. I gotta go baptize a Baby Ruth."

by colonel Hogan May 13, 2003

Chinese Baptism

The practice of a Chinese family drowning a female baby on account of their government's "one-child policy." This is often due to the necessity of having the child assist in farm labor and provide for the parents in their old age.

When the farming couple gave birth to a baby girl, they decided to have a Chinese baptism and hope the next one was a boy.

by Anonymous-3421323 April 10, 2008