bald noob

a shoeless nigga that has no hair and is a failure in everything he does

indian dude: hey, what is that guy like over there
indian dude 2: thats a bald noob, hes black as shit

by anonymous April 26, 2023

Bald Childe

A douchbag Italian that has an adopted sister, he thinks he’s the hottest shit in school but in reality he’s just a pussy.

Person 1: hey who’s the douchy of the douchy-ist kid in school?
Person 2: oh yea you meant bald childe

by Kai Wreck Things March 26, 2021

bald Zak

the act of shaving a bald spot into one's hair while the rest of their hair is very long

Look he fell asleep lets do a bald Zak on him

by tiredpersonn December 3, 2021

bald turkey

A freshly shaved vagina

Damn girl.. I wanna get in your bald turkey.

by cupid1211 March 1, 2009

Bald Eagle

The national bird of the USA. Nothing else.

"Joker, a bald eagle isn't a women with no hair on her crotch. UrbanDictionary is just filled with perverts, and they flooded this term with sexual definitions."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022

bald dick

A dick that can't grow hair as if the person hasn't hit puberty

Did you hear Breemo had a bald dick

Yea it was nasty

by Ur gey November 26, 2016

bald britany

Bald britany is a 5'o'clock shadow on a womans pussy. Its when she shaves her box of friday to go out and then what it feels like on tuesday after it has had time to grow!!!!

Peter says to Tommy Ibanged your sister on Tuesday and got a rash on my penis from her bald britany.

by diamond duane, cool keith December 16, 2008