Bagpipe

The sexual act of having intercourse with a loved one's armpit, whilst manipulating their anus simultaneously with one's fingers. Requires maximum coordination and dexterity.

"Dude, I totally gave this homeless chick a bagpipe last night after finding her under a bridge."

by bagpiper207 May 16, 2018

Mellow BagPipe

After ejaculating into a pussy, lock your lips onto it and blow warm, moist air and a merry little tune will come out her asshole.

massive stud: i gave my girl the mellow bagpipe last night, couldn’t danced to the little jig

by rob mugaybe July 12, 2021

French bagpipe

The ability to throat the full shaft and flick out your tongue and tickle the ball bag.

She can really play the hell out of the French Bagpipe!!!

by Jay JMJ January 30, 2023

bagpipe bootyhole

When the act of anal is happening persistantly, the anus starts to gape. When this happens flatulence begins to resemble the sound of the Scottish wind instrument, the bagpipes.

“She opened her buttcheeks and now she gotta bagpipe bootyhole”

by shaynanigann March 17, 2021

Bagpiping

The act of blowing into someones penis until their bladder inflates, then tickling their legs so that they scream, sounding like a bagpipe.

"Lets go back to your place and do some bagpiping!"

by Bagpiper1000 March 20, 2024

flaming bagpipe

A flaming bagpipe is when you pour butane on a man's cock, light it on fire and put it out by blowing him whilst massaging his testicles.

The other night I made Becky give me a flaming bagpipe.

by stokeanator September 4, 2013

The angry Snoring bagpipe

Also known as a french bulldog. This term is used because the dog is stored under your arm and snores continuously.

... your the angry snoring bagpipe

by Gatchabitch March 9, 2021