lacrosse vs. baseball

an argument between men playing lacrosse and baseball trying to determine which sport is better.

it is usually never decided because baseball players try to end the conversation instead of admiting that lacrosse is better

Lp: why dont you play lacrosse?
Bp: Because baserball is better
Lp: You mean you cant get hit
Bp: Look i gotta go, i have practice

lacrosse vs. baseball

... it has been proven that lacrosse is and always will be better than baseball ever is

by tOxIc mInD 13 March 13, 2009

Baseball

America's pastime, and a sport that does actually involve effort, skill, determination, and fitness. For all those assholes that say "soccer" is the only sport that involves all of these traits, well fuck you. Just because you lawn fairies have never even tried the sport of baseball doesn't mean you can pretend you're to most athletic person on the planet. I'd like to see you outrun Alex Rodriguez. Beat David Ortiz in an arm wrestle. I dare you.

Naive soccer player: Hey, Mr. Baseball, your sport is retarded, and involves no skill.

Mr. Baseball: Suck my dick.

by catcherspwn June 2, 2010

Baseball

Baseball is the greatest sport in the world. It takes extreme concentration and you have to be patient.It is my personal favorite sport, and americas national pastime.A true baseball player would tell you that you will never have a bigger adrenaline ruch in your entire life, than the feeling you get when you hit a homerun, and i agree with that 100 percent. The game is often called boring, but dont listen to that, thats just what people what ADD say and cant stay focussed to play a great sport.

Baseball is the greatest sport ever.

by baseballplayer37 April 17, 2006

inside baseball

1) Baseball slang. A strategy based on teamwork and good execution. Keeps the ball infield using walks, base hits, stolen bases and bunts.

2)term used in American politics to utiltize a means to an end through evil practices.

The migration of sport to politics is in the 'inside' depicted as a hall of mirrors. By providing info 'from the inside' results in overconfidence leaving the informants in fact clueless about what actually happens in the game or simply, bullshit baffles brains.

1) The Baltimore Chop - where a batter swings downward on the ball resulting in a skyward rebound, allowing the batter to reach first base safely before the opposing team has a chance to make a play.

2) When McCain challenged Obama's committee work in the Senate, Obama brushed it off with "that's Senate inside baseball."

by john2 December 9, 2008

old school hollywood baseball

named after a song by system of a down now coming to mean extremely, totally fucking badass!

dude that is so old school hollywood baseball

by hooter stumpfuck October 8, 2005

baseball slut

When a high school girl finds out someone is on varsity baseball and she goes for him now rather than when he was on junior varsity

baseball slut 1:katie did you hear that ralphie got moved up to varsity?
baseball slut 2: really now suddenly he is so much more attractive. i am going to go blow him
baseball slut 1: not if i blow him first!!!!

by schmidtyyyyyy!!! January 9, 2010

sandpaper baseball bat

A baseball bat wrapped in sandpaper used for anal torture; also "sandpaper baseball bat of doom"

by Pissed Off Paul October 9, 2003