backyard sniping

When a redneck takes you out in a deserted area or woods where you are isolated and cant get away and fucks you in the ass.

He took his girlfriend backyard sniping at the motel 6.

by brittany love July 1, 2012

Backyard Bison

A Bison that lives in your backyard, usually eats all of your grass/weed that you grow in your backyard.

Goddamnit I have another backyard bison

by hwebb February 20, 2015

Backyard shit

When one shits in a neighbor of choices yard that they don’t like.

Carl: Hey josh did you know your dog shit in my yard!?
Josh: yes, right, rover you naughty boy
Carl: he should me punished!
Josh: ...rover..don’t tell him a committed backyard shit, please.

by Poopsex69 November 27, 2019

Backyard Taco

(adj) - The act of having anal sex with a female where few to no pleasantries were offered prior to the deed.

“Yo - how was that backyard taco?” “Bruh - it was aite, already forgot that dirt clods name, got the gram tho”

by DirtClodLife April 21, 2021

Backyardigan

A show where something called a uniqua exists and also 5 kids have a massive drug trip in the backyard and hallucinate themselves doing random shit
It’s a great show

Pablo from the backyardigans is an international super spy

by PuddlePerson August 2, 2021

Assed backwards

A person acting ass backwards on an ongoing basis.

Trump's speech was ass backwards. No surprise there. Trump is one mofo, assed backwards, whack job.

by Bursts Of Beauty June 21, 2016

Backwards Man Syndrome

The name given to a mental condition effecting young adults who feel the inclination to put on clothes back to front (not inside out) and walk around backwards. They may also repeat verbal expressions such as “I’m the backwards man” and “can you walk back as fast as I can” during this behaviour.

The condition is concerning and may result in personal injury if it remains untreated.

The individual should be kept away from mirrors.

The condition is believed to be caused by extreme periods of idleness or boredom.

After two years of living as a hermit Terry was spotted shopping in ASDA with his Police uniform on back to front. He wasn’t aware at this stage that he was demonstrating key symptoms of the Backwards Man Syndrome.

by Vindows Wertex October 5, 2006