assnomaly

A swollen gluteal muscle, usually unbalancing the cheek proportion.

Look at matts ass its such an assnomaly.

by repressedasshole November 25, 2009

assknots

A kid that sits on rolls of quarters.

Hey Assknots! Get out of your garage and get a life you fag!

by GEORGEhasASSKNOTS November 22, 2011

Asnorken

An asnorken is a perverted conversation between two or more people, referred to as asnorks (perverts)

Wow, that asnorken we had about last night's orgy sure was interesting! We are such perverts.

by Alexandara October 12, 2013

Askhole

A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them

Jim, my askhole friend, came to me multiple times about advice on how to deal with his girlfriend but kept getting burned because he didn't listen to me.

by Kman63 December 20, 2013

Askhole

When someone asks you for advice, then does the exact opposite of what you told them to do. = Askhole

That dude just asked me, "where do I catch the eastbound..?" I told him, then pointed him in the right direction, and still, he went the other way. What an askhole!

by brendon69 July 7, 2014

Askhole

Askhole: Someone who asks a question and then follows your answer with a negative or inappropriate response,or adjust to apply the opposite of your answer.

Tom asked me "What do you think of the new Marvel film"? I said "It was amazing"! His reply was " I knew you were going to say that". "Tom,you are such an askhole".

by Jodywankenobi August 28, 2014

askhole

An askhole is someone who constantly asks you for advice, yet does the exact opposite of what you tell them.

Guy 1: Oh my gosh! Michael is such an askhole!

Guy 2: I know right!

by oobie14 November 5, 2014