Arse Bandit

Slang Phrase - Derogatory - Meaning Homosexual

Arse (meaning bottom, bum, rectum, anus)
Bandit (as in thief, Highway man, mugger)

You fucking Arse Bandit! Shit off!

by homo-humper October 1, 2004

arse grapes

The bulbous purple grape like structures found to be hanging from the arse of haemorroid sufferers world-wide.

"Geez, my arse grapes are playing up big style! I'm off to buy a rubber ring"

by gogggg February 10, 2006

arsebook

Social network group for all arses and arseholes to collectively gather together and concentrate their arseholeiness in one place. Group on Facebook.
ARSEBOOK

ARSEBOOK

by Andy.Kiely February 13, 2010

arshuam

not very bright, not very fit and also not funny

that guy's too arshuam, no wonder why he has no friends

by datdumbguy September 19, 2016

Arschgeige

(n, f) Mildly derogatory term mostly used in friendly settings. It can be translated to "ass violin". The term's origin is unclear.

de: "Ey, lange nicht gesehen. Wie gehts dir, du alte Arschgeige?"
en: "Ey, long time no see. How are you old ass violin?"

by bubens January 24, 2012

arsewind

Passing gas, farting. Usually detected by smell rather than the movement of air, but depends, obviously.

My nose detected a note of arsewind coming from Tony's direction.

by Erich ULner October 5, 2006

arsequake

A slang word for diarrhea

Did you like the seafood last night?
Oh man, gave me such an arsequake, I totally nuked the toilet!

by themandrakehat June 6, 2013