Pull an Amber Heard

To be slightly injured and make a large fuss over it, I.e, being slapped and acting like you’ve been shot

Person 1: *pushes person 2*
Person 2: OH MY GOD YOU BROKE MY ARM
Person 1: Bruh you legit had to pull an Amber Heard

by I_like_green July 15, 2022

Amber Turd

A long lost prophecy transcribed in a hematite stone. The Amber Turd prophecy was found in 2022 in the state of Virginia, where it tells a tale of a mythical being coming from the Amber Turd named Bono. The Amber Turd was thought to have come from King Herr Brolof and once graced with the all mighty biddy, it became Bono. Once known as the biggest brown to ever be known to mankind, the Amber Turd has long been a rumored myth prior to the Depp trial. Since the trial making the myth of the Amber Turd known to the world as a fact the Amber Turd has been eclipsed by a Colorado native known as Randall Marsh who has the record for the biggest poo to ever exist in one sitting, previously held by Amber Heard.

Bono is so talented, I bet his mother is proud of her little Amber Turd.

by Randy McMarsh June 1, 2022

amberfritts

1) a generous shit dollop left in ones underwear

2) interchangeable with man hooker

3) a collection of week old farts trapped in a mason jar

4) the act of having a nutsack placed on your chin in public places and/ or eating establishments

1) Motha Fuck! I used wet wipes but still managed to coat my Fruit o'the Looms with an amberfritts!

2) So, I'm riding on campus the other day and a saw an amberfritts on the corner of Warwick & University Place...trifling trick!

3) Went to tha partay, danced, drank, let out a big ol' jar o' amberfritts Ya'll......Holla!

4) Janice did not enjoy it to much when I administered the amberfritts to her in Chick Fil A last Wednesday.

by That Jes Mah Baby Daddy May 1, 2011

Amber Herd

An Amber Herd is a herd of Amber Heards.

Guy 1: Oh look, there are 3 Amber Heards in the same room!
Guy 2: Yeah that's the Amber Herd.

by 909090123 May 11, 2022

Amber Heard it

You shat all over it
Having a conversation for one person to shoot it down, shit all over it.

Boy A - do you like the new Johnny Depp film?
Boy B - nah I’m not a fan. Think he’s over-rated. What about you?

Boy A - doesn’t matter now. You Amber Heard it

by Jasmean90 April 28, 2022

AmberHub

Like PornHub but for Amber

Hey did you go onto AmberHub yesterday?

by Nalopia August 24, 2021

Amber turd it

The act in which a deranged individual shats upon a significant other’s side of the bed leaving it to to be found in the morning by the significant other/maid.

You really amber turd it bro

by Justsarahash May 3, 2022