Almond

Almond is a blonde female girl. Particularly one with almond shaped green eyes who is artistic. She is the Almond.

That girl over there playing with molding clay? Shes the perfect almond.

by FactsofWebstersFictionary May 29, 2022

almond

when you're calling someone almond can mean that theyre very bland or basic.

girl: I was hanging out with girl 4 earlier

other girl: omfg girl 4 is such a fucking almond 🙄

by catsmeller37 April 22, 2023

Almond

Someone who enjoys the sensual love of a goat or a camel.

Oh don't worry ladies he's not interested in you, he's an Almond.

by March 09, 2023

Almond

noun
1. Acronym for "All-loving man or nearly dad".

2. An almond is a mom-friendly boyfriend or significant other who ticks most of the boxes for being "a lot like dad"

You really should meet Christoff, you'd like him he's such an almond.

by wordwrestler December 18, 2018

Almond

Janae

Janae a big ass almond

by Jmalcolmz17 October 26, 2017

Almond

Somone who act's like they're better than someone

Alica is acting like a son-of-a-almond

by Jmalcolmz17 October 26, 2017

Almond joy

Putting coconut oil on a women's ass hole and then licking it.

Jane put coconut oil on her bum and I almond joy'd it
Man the stripper totally gave me an almond joy.

by Breezy triple stack September 09, 2018