season-end affective disorder (sad)

That feeling of inexplicable sadness you get when a TV series or book series ends.

'You haven't been out all week, what's wrong with you??' 'Sorry, Game of Thrones ended last week and I feel like part of me has died' 'oh, you have season-end affective disorder (SAD), I've been there'

by Josee August 1, 2015

harambe affect

not caring about someone or something unless it's gone or dead

you can tell the harambe affect took place when David Bowie died

by NONHACKERINFIDEL November 29, 2016

angler affect

Dangling happiness in front of somebody until they've been caught in the icy jaws of marriage and are absorbed into one being like angler fish.

A: Have you heard from Rowland lately?
B: No he's been caught by the angler affect, he's gone forever.

by TherealDLimb December 11, 2016

smolder affect

The state of being mind blowingly awe shocked after receiving a smolder ,once affected sex with the person who exposes you to it occurs and in extremely rare occasions sex does not occur

Bruh all these bitches be under my smolder affect cuz they all want this dick

by Keeping it simple March 15, 2016

Affected

Someone who looks haggered from a life time of drugs

"What's up with angela?!"
"Ah mate she found a dealer who does 2 for 50"
"Oh right yeah thought she was looking #affected"

by CherryBakewell July 13, 2019

The teresa affect

When one partner in a relationship is so self confident it causes the other partner to have crippling insincerity’s.

The Teresa affect is when someone in a relationship has so much confidence it makes there partner think someone else was boosting there confidence and they are cheating.

by Mental Science 101 March 21, 2019

periodic affection

Refers to da occasional hugs, kisses, hand-claps, pats on the head/back, shoulder-scrunchies, etc. dat at a cuddly dude gives a visiting lady-friend to ensure dat she never feels ignored, lonesome, or "left out" for too long during periods while he's busying himself with "bachelor chores" like housework, vehicle-maintenance, etc.

I met a nice lady on Tagged.com who is wonderful company whenever she visits, but she has physical infirmities dat make her unable to just effortlessly tag along wif me while I go about my daily duties around da house and garage, so I always make sure to shower her wif plenty of periodic affection so dat she feels reassured dat I remember dat she's there and appreciate her spending time wif me.

by QuacksO October 10, 2019