Absolute speed

Absolute speed also known as maximum speed is a theory about how anything with mass moves through multiverse spaceat speeds faster than light which constantly increase. Due to lack of friction (because there is no atmosphere), gravity and changes in physics or lack of them this is possible. This theory also tells that everything travels with absolute speed not just light so we can say that everything travels as fast as light (since the speed of light also increases) or faster. Because this speed is constantly increasing we currently can't mesure it since we don't know the entry speed.

That piece of paper travels through the multiverse space at absolute speed.

by Yesverymuch December 18, 2018

absolute pussy

John michael

John michael is an absolute pussy, he didnt even wanna throw hands

by Poopy pants69420 May 6, 2020

Absolutely stunnin

Something that makes your eyes pop and your jaw drop out of amazement.

It was a view so sublime and (absolutely stunnin) I thought I had died and gone to heaven!

by Sillysox July 12, 2017

Absolutely Wasted

A term used for somebody who is quite intoxicated, typically with beverages such as Greene King IPA. Used by Alexander Robertson in the group UK Simpsons II, when asking for Simpsons episodes. Although roasted for his post originally, he then became internet famous thanks to the group and in other social media after featuring in a BuzzFeed post.

Eric: Man, we're quite drunk, aren't we?
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!

by LionelHutz February 17, 2017

Absolute Gimp

A person who is an absolute, also Gimp can be pronounced "Gump"

Why won't you lend me you shit pants? you absolute gimp

by chode boiler November 10, 2010

Absolutely Perfect

Emily Morin🤩❤️

Girl: Wow, did you see Emily Morin today?
Guy: yes she is absolutely perfect🤩❤️

by Nicenamebro January 9, 2020

absolute shambles

The penultimate form of shambles (which could be foreseen by any five year old), caused by the ineptitude of so-called management failing to understand how the job is really done. Sacking all the administrative staff at once will result in an absolute shambles.

The management team thought it was an excellent idea to sack everyone in the administrative grade: "look how much money we will save, aren't we such clever boys and girls!"
The result was of course an absolute shambles because no real work could be done. It was a far bigger shambles than had been created in the past.

by MoLincs November 28, 2011