JFK

Just Fucking Kidding

did you really fuck my girlfriend
No bro i was JFK

by SteelCage March 8, 2021

JFK

John Fucking Koon

Person "Who's your favorite president?"
Dumb Person "JFK!"
Smart Person "John Fucking Koon? That niga? Well at least that's better than Black Obama."
Person "Who's your favorite president?"
Smart Person "Trump!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
JFK

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 26, 2025

Getting JFK

Receiving fellatio in the back of a car, particularly mind blowing fellatio

I was getting JFK on the way to church.

by fallepay November 17, 2025

JFK Files

Yeah, hey, how about you just release the un redacted Epstein files?

Hym "How about that? How about instead of the JFK files you release the one you said you were going to release and didn't? Let's do that. Release the Epstein files. Pay me for that AI that that FUCKING RETARD STOLE. You give me my money. Because you love to sit there and PRETEND you give a fuck about pedophile when IN REALITY... Not a single one of those pedophiles is in a Truman Show right now. NOT A SINGLE ONE has brain fluid. And THE LITERAL CREATOR OF AI... IS that. He... IS in a Truman show. So, I don't give a fuck about the JFK files. Let's see the HYM IAM files. Let's see the early onset schizophrenia that causes school shootings. Let's see those files."

by Hym Iam March 18, 2025

JFK

"JFK" is a man called John D******* who F**** kids.

JFK is the abbreviation of "John F**** Kids"

We can't stop JFK from doing what he does best.
F****** Kids

by The Asylum Seeker June 3, 2024

Jfk

A whigga who hooked up with a lot of bitches but got his brains blown out in dallas

Jfk was 200 pumped

by Shisdycaca May 29, 2025

JFK burger

JFK burger is a sexual act involving a person shooting a nerf bullet at someone’s head and proceeding to shove a burger in their mouth and rectum (Or Vagina) while also shoving the burger further in the hole of choice while also shooting them with nerf bullets the whole time.

“Bro when I JFK burger’d my wife she divorced me! It was worth it!”

by Goodguy111111 September 7, 2023