The cutest, hottest, coolest, sweetest, bestest, cutest guy you will ever meet. When I met first Brad I saw he eating the double footlong chicken asiago with guac. Usually when asked if he has eaten he tends to say that he already had is blueberry protein shake. He likes to wear tight green tanktops and orange camo cargo pants. A Brad tends to vape huge cloud from his dab pen and hang with his "black" friends. You'll never find another man with a better body fat percentage. Overall Brad is the cutest, hottest, coolest, sweetest, bestest, cutest guy you will ever meet.
by God Vape November 28, 2018

Brad is the most amazing person ever and he is the sweetest person ever. He is really strong and beautiful. If you meet a Brad you should definitely date him
by Overall good January 28, 2021

Brad is a cringy man who feels they need to record everything they do. There dad provides all their money.
don't be a brad
by sokppska December 8, 2017

The varsity football star who will fool around with all of the girls. Also a douche. Spends weekends in the gym and orders water at the bar.
by AmGoodBoy1 August 7, 2018

He is a HUGE cunt sucks ball sweat for teacher and looks like the Lorax and the smoking in the fags guy combined eats ciggys has the haircut from dumb and dumber and looks a bit like bob cratchit
by greasy lewis January 31, 2020

The man always be look'n like a snack. Smarts up top, monster truck down low. Anyone with the pleasure of experiencing 12 orgasms simultaneously knows how it feels to brush shoulders with brad. His blond mane will flow with the wind on his moped. It is easy to mistake his footsteps as an earthquake, but that's just the sound of millions of panties hitting the ground. It's a good life to be Brad.
Jessica: I don't think life will get any better than it is now!!!
Jaime behind her back: She brushed shoulders with brad. *rolls eyes* I hate how much I want to be Jessica.
Jaime behind her back: She brushed shoulders with brad. *rolls eyes* I hate how much I want to be Jessica.
by jiznurpants May 28, 2018

by abgeschiedene August 26, 2013
