When your Spanish friend has 4 beers and is somehow intoxicated already to the point where he doesn’t remember jumping through his wall or flirting with his friend’s girlfriend
“You got so Miguel Drunk last night, I thought we were going to have to take away your 4Runner keys!”
by LmaoAtThisGuy February 24, 2019
Get the Miguel Drunkmug. He is ugly
by Djhdjduddj October 14, 2020
Get the miguel gutierrezmug. The original Gold Star. Master wrestler. HUEL extraordinaire. Every girl wants him, every guy wants to be him.
by theguyinthecubiclenexttoyou December 8, 2022
Get the miguel verdemug. “Yo that foo ugly af, with his Michael Myers lookin ass”
“Nuh bruh that ain’t Michael Myers, that’s Miguel Myers”
“Yuh u right, that nigha straight from that dirty ass Tijuana River”
“Nuh bruh that ain’t Michael Myers, that’s Miguel Myers”
“Yuh u right, that nigha straight from that dirty ass Tijuana River”
by nuht@n_24/7 November 3, 2021
Get the Miguel Myersmug. a condition caused by consuming way too much alcohol in a night (i.e. getting a big handle of vodka and chugging half of it) being miguel drunk usually leads to doing terrible thing one would regret if they were sober such as peeing in your friends kitchen sink, humping the dog, flipping everything in the cabinets upside down, sitting in a chair on a balcony yelling at your friends who arent there for knocking over a chair that you knocked over with your leg, and making ridiculous drinks (all of which contain whipped cream and chocolate syrup) and food combinations (such as a waffle with butter, 6 inches of whipped cream, and lots and lots of chocolate syrup).
You were so Miguel drunk last night you called my dog a bear and then pretended to raped it for 20 minutes
by IAmericanJesusI October 10, 2005
Get the miguel drunkmug. Weed so disgusting it's usually dealt by a Mexican named Miguel or Jose. It comes in mass quantities and it's cheep but the taste is so horrible it makes you want to stop smoking all together.
People buy Miguel weed at the spur of the moment and then they suddenly realize their sad and unfortunate mistake.
The Dealer of such weed is always available to sell and most of the time, you'll land up buying this gross weed from him because you want quantity or can't find another dealer.
People buy Miguel weed at the spur of the moment and then they suddenly realize their sad and unfortunate mistake.
The Dealer of such weed is always available to sell and most of the time, you'll land up buying this gross weed from him because you want quantity or can't find another dealer.
John: Dude, I got 20 bucks and I can't find any chronic, or reg dealers.
Jake: Why don't we just go buy some Miguel weed?
John: Fuck no, that stuff tastes like butt
Jake: Well I can't hit up any of my dealers they aren't answering
John: ...Call Miguel for a dub, it's time for some Miguel weed.
Jake: Why don't we just go buy some Miguel weed?
John: Fuck no, that stuff tastes like butt
Jake: Well I can't hit up any of my dealers they aren't answering
John: ...Call Miguel for a dub, it's time for some Miguel weed.
by Jler January 21, 2008
Get the Miguel Weedmug. by Testament September 13, 2003
Get the Artur Miguelmug.