Churchie Zoomers

A mysterious schoolboy story which no one actually knows the legitimacy of. It dates back to approximately 1982 when a student of Churchie (a boys school in Brisbane), apparently raped a dog named Zoomers. This has given students of churchie the nickname “zoomers” and get shit hung on them for it. It may be the most notorious story of private boys schools in Australia. This also leads to barking towards churchie students and a “ZZZZOOOOOM” when they are ran past.

Southport boy 1: Rugby this weekend ladssss!

Southport boy 2: who vs?

Southport boy 1: Churchie Zoomers

Southport boy 2: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Southport boy 1: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Both Southport boys: Zoomersssssss

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

zoomer brain

A term used in a humorous or ironic way by especially young people, to reflect the societal damage on their brains. The brain of a zoomer ie. a person of generation z (someone born between 1997 and 2012) has been somewhat damaged by being raised by the internet and social media, and in an economic system in decline. Gen z's have very bad prospects for the future due to ecological, social and economic crisis, which if not apparent now, lies not far in the future. Therefore the zoomer brain reflects a general societal decay. Zoomer brains are often characterized by being quite socially sensitive, anti-social, anxious, depressed, apathic and suffers from a lower attention spans the previous generations.

"I have to watch funny family guy montages while doing my homework due to my zoomer brain"

by Jaxnail69 January 21, 2024

Ok Zoomer

This is what millennials and boomers say to zoomers, as well as zoomers like me who are so out of touch that they may as well just be boomers at this point.

Zoomer 1: bruh look at dis goofy ahh shit this is bussin bussin
Zoomer 2, Boomer, and Milennial at the same time: Ok zoomer

by AronVoltaris May 4, 2023

Zoomer

Generation Z
The generation that's always getting shot.

Boomer: I wish these damn Zoomers would get off their phones and go outside every once in a while.

by warrioroflove October 30, 2019

Zoomer

A person who uses the video conference software Zoom

100% of Zoom users are Zoomers

by G Action August 4, 2021

Zoomer

Fierce little creatures that inhabit planet Zebes in "Metroid" games

To get this energy tank you've gotta freeze a zoomer crawling the wall and use it as a platform

by Iliya Antoniuk August 11, 2021

Zoomer

An individual born without internet and watched PBS as a child, but has now embraced virtual meetings and knows how to use different online communications to achieve synergy.

I thought Dave was a bit out of touch, but then he started dancing in our online meeting. He's an idea guy, a total Zoomer.

by womp_womp December 10, 2021