A person who is seemingly mysterious and unhinged, said to commit arson and war crimes also has S tier music taste and a big fat wiggly dick
by Cocknballtorture69 May 1, 2022
Get the Zekemug. Zeke is a nice boy. He has very pretty eyes and is always there for his friends. He’s very funny and can always put a smile on your face. With zeke you can talk about nothing and it will still be hilarious. He is so fun to be around and almost everyone loves him.
Zeke is cool
by Em14 December 27, 2021
Get the Zekemug. Made and Inspired by Attack on Titan, a Zeke is someone who dislikes their own race and often throws bad remarks against their own kin. It can be loosely defined as someone who have attested to never date their own kind. More so if their family have shoved their beliefs on Zeke to date their own which makes Zeke do the opposite.
by Quasimodo_22 August 6, 2023
Get the Zekemug. Zeke is a handsome, funny, tall male with a huge penis. Whenever he makes a joke, you laugh unintentionally he is just that funny. He is a graduate of Kai Cenat’s rizz academy so his rizz is crazy. Also he is known to be Kay Flock’s best friend since day 1
by Janiqua Joseph November 22, 2021
Get the Zekemug. Zeke is so amazing. He is usually blond with green eyes and very funny, he is quiet sometimes and loud other times. He can be insane with his friends and shy with other people, when it comes to girls he will always love that one girl. But he sometimes misses his ex. He's been broken before but he learned how to put himself back together. If you hurt him he doesn't usually fight, he becomes quiet and shy, but if you hurt him bad. He will beat your ass. If you have a friends named Zeke or Ezekiel. Keep him. Don't let him go. Here are some other facts about him: Used to be a god at Fortnite, plays saxophone in middle school, picked his nose on camera, goes to church with some other girl, tries to be popular and cool but has a reputation of being weird, likes ramen, is SO HOT. This is to my friend. Zeke. You'll never know who wrote this, but all of this is true. I think. You are loved more than you think. 😏❤️ Bye.
by Go.ahead.stalk.him July 1, 2021
Get the Zekemug. Zeke and Ciara are the best couple around. Everyone wants to be like them. You can see how much Zeke loves her and you can see how much she appreciates his love. They go so good together and are gonna have the cutest kids.
Person 1 “Did you see Zeke and Ciara in the halls?”
Person 2 “yeah, total couple goals. Also, Zeke has a big butt”
Person 2 “yeah, total couple goals. Also, Zeke has a big butt”
by Walter the cool dude December 4, 2023
Get the Zeke and Ciaramug. A trans man usually over 30 with a massive penis shaped like a kfc drumstick but with tiny balls, and has a receding hairline. Loves to spread the secret sauce.
by Patrols are shit November 26, 2023
Get the Zekemug.