zephyren

A very amazing, beautiful, sexy, hot, nice, funny, cute, charming. With the ability to seduce women with no effort. Women are usually extremely attracted to zephyren(s).

Usually tall with beautiful eyes, very physically fit, often rebels. Also know for having large genitals.

Girl 1:"Damn you see that zephyren?!?!"

Girl 2:"yeah I used to date him but he dumped me"

Girl 1:"Dang you ok?"

Girl 2:"yeah but i still love him"

by YoM0oma123 February 20, 2011

zephalonian

the sponge on which a monkey would go to the bathroom

(somebody smells bad) You smell like a zephalonian!!

by dictionlover December 27, 2011

Dirty Zephyr

A guy that can’t get anyone to date him, but has many friends.

-Friend 1 “Hey, honestly you kinda look like a Dirty Zephyr”
-Friend 2 “Really? Damn.”

by anonymous June 23, 2021

Zephyr

Zephyr can mean three things ranging from a fat elderly black and white long haired cat, a light breeze which cools or a smart arse loudmouth with a sense of justice who has figments as friends

Zephyr can you please stfu and stop imagining windy cats

by Cactusjackpaulwillbeback January 9, 2019

Zelphias

A one of a kinda B.A.N.K (Bad Ass Ninja Knight), who's morals consist of Honor, Chivalry, and dedication especially to his Soul Mate, tends to be very emotional, and more than likely Bipolar type 2, Is an amazing friend with outstanding personality and jacked so don't mess with his friends or especially his family, because if he shows up he will be insulted for the extreme disappointment of boredom from pussy's backing down. always trains in a vast amount of martial arts,including weapons training. absolutely loves and believes in dragons, and is very spiritual! has too many unfinished tattoo's , when people are introduced to a Zelphias they are stunned immediately followed by a " i wont remember that!" Zel is a perfectly fine shortened version of his name, while also easily remembered! If ever a Zelphias becomes angered and it is clearly not his fault man up and talk about it with him man to man, because if one persists to challenge a Zel, the best thing to do is put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye!!

Friend # 1 - Dude did you see that?!?
Friend # 2 - Hell yeah! Zelphias just did a back flip in the mosh pit during 5FDP!!

Soul Mate - That's my man XP!!

by ZxelZxer01313 September 12, 2012

zephan

if you have this name you should die

oh wow is that zephan?! he should totally jump off a bridge lol

by tokyorampage January 25, 2021

Zephyr

A big, fat boy who is considered a bitch by girls.

There is the bitch Zephyr

by PAPI22090 May 28, 2018