A yearly competion where the winner is selected by whoever does the most horribly funny asshole like thing; the winner is decided on halloween every year and is awarded the honor of being asshole of the year and booze because there's no party without booze.
by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 31, 2006
Get the Asshole of the Yearmug. A time when humanity realizes they are one more year closer to being extinct and dominated by robots and aliens to continue the foster and growth of the earth to supply there weapons and mother ships.
by BeAnBeAn22 January 1, 2010
Get the New Yearsmug. 1. A phrase used to describe a particular type of person who believes everyone loves her, but they actually hate her.
2. Also used to describe someone who believes she owns each hairstyle she wears maybe once a year, and therefore no one else can wear it after her.
3. May also be used to describe someone who slightly resembles a prehistoric creature.
2. Also used to describe someone who believes she owns each hairstyle she wears maybe once a year, and therefore no one else can wear it after her.
3. May also be used to describe someone who slightly resembles a prehistoric creature.
1) GIRL: Heyy boyyss :
Boy 1: oh my god, that girl is such a bitch!
Boy 2: yeah, shes the slut of the year!
2) Slut of the year: OMG that girl wore her hair in a pony tail today. I wore my hair in a pony tail 9 months ago! she is SOOO copying me.
3) Girl 1: Omg Slut of the year looks like a t-rex.
Boy 1: oh my god, that girl is such a bitch!
Boy 2: yeah, shes the slut of the year!
2) Slut of the year: OMG that girl wore her hair in a pony tail today. I wore my hair in a pony tail 9 months ago! she is SOOO copying me.
3) Girl 1: Omg Slut of the year looks like a t-rex.
by qwer1234 June 5, 2009
Get the slut of the yearmug. A dick-year, also dick year or dickyear (symbol: dy), is a unit of length equal to just over 55 meters (or about 182 feet). As defined by the International Penile Union (IPU), a dick-year is the distance equivalent to the length of dicks a girl can go through in one Julian year (assuming a rate of one dick per day at a length of 15 centimeters or 6 inches per dick).
by SotoMizer May 7, 2013
Get the Dick yearmug. The Year of the Snitch is a sex act in which one or more partners drill large holes in a table and climb under it and put their mouths to the holes. One person climbs on top of the table and puts their penis into the others’ mouths. It’s basically homemade gloryholes.
by moringua raitaborua August 15, 2019
Get the Year of the Snitchmug. 1. that shoehorn was on the dresser for 25 years.
2. i've been making soup for 25 years.
3. she ain't gonna touch my pills. i've been putting them on the table for 25 years.
2. i've been making soup for 25 years.
3. she ain't gonna touch my pills. i've been putting them on the table for 25 years.
by #theshitsheis June 28, 2015
Get the for 25 yearsmug. good ol’ junior, the worst year of high school. this is the year thatll mentally make u insane from the pounds of homework and tests u get, freshman and sophomores think they have it bad but have 0 idea whats infront of them. this is also the year where youll see ur fellow classmates trying to get into the sophomore and freshman girl’s pants cuz they know the under classmen will do anything to say theyre dating an upper classman and the juniors know that damn well which makes it very easy for them. its very cringe but bullying is a thing (im kidding dont do that)
sophomore girl: i cant wait for junior year im so excited to finally be an upperclassman!
junior guy: no it horrible trust me *insert random sexual joke in hopes to get his nuts touched*
sophomore girl: hahah omg ur such a funny guy!
junior guy: lets fuck in my car at lunch now
junior guy: no it horrible trust me *insert random sexual joke in hopes to get his nuts touched*
sophomore girl: hahah omg ur such a funny guy!
junior guy: lets fuck in my car at lunch now
by nomames661 April 12, 2022
Get the Junior yearmug.