by goingoncegoingtwice September 29, 2010
I thought I can go on for hours more, but than the bitch gave me a sex yawn and it made me super pissed!
by GreatSucc March 16, 2017
The act of placing 3 outstretched fingers into the mouth of a friend, acquaintance, family member, significant other or stranger at the peak of a yawn, and scraping (forming a rake with 3 fingers) down their tongue. At which point you shout 'Yawn Rake'.
After doing so, you must proceed to lift all three fingers inclusive of tongue scrapings up to the recipients nose and say 'Smegma' in a child/immature like voice.
After doing so, you must proceed to lift all three fingers inclusive of tongue scrapings up to the recipients nose and say 'Smegma' in a child/immature like voice.
by AladinVain November 20, 2018
That kid annoying af, whenever I yawn, he sticks his fuckin finger in my mouth. Talk about yawn rape.
by Pignut March 29, 2018
When a man makes a very loud and perhaps slightly aggressive yawn. It can't be helped, but it's still got a lot of umph.
by tiredafman September 30, 2018
Momentary loss of hearing accompanied by a slight loss of pressure when yawning, causing the sufferer to become temporarily deafened to comments from others.
"What was that Gerald, I didn't quite hear that I had my yawn flaps on"
"Hes being a right dick today, I'll tell him when he's got his yawn flaps on"
"Hes being a right dick today, I'll tell him when he's got his yawn flaps on"
by Crystalfairy July 10, 2017
Person 1 : *yawnssss*
Person 2 : *yawnssss* (exactly in the same tone)
Person 3 : We’re you actually yawning or was that a yawn mock?
Person 2 : *yawnssss* (exactly in the same tone)
Person 3 : We’re you actually yawning or was that a yawn mock?
by nevertrue October 07, 2021