Wrinkle Winks

The wrinkles on one's anus that resembles crow's feet when someone winks... only on your buthole
Man, my wrinkle winks are itchy from whipping my ass with that Poison Oak.
by Pat the Plant January 06, 2011
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wrinkle cheese

The collection of dead skin cells, lint, and dirt that collects inside the folds of an overweight person or old person’s skin and begins to decay, smelling and looking like cheese.
That fat guy smelled like wrinkle cheese.
by PhatJ February 02, 2018
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fudge wrinkle

The lines or wrinkles in a nice steamy poo
Whoa Emily I had the nicest fudge wrinkle on my poo after eating those tacos!
by Lladnek acres September 21, 2017
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wrinkle stink

it's an old person wrinkle which has dirt, sweat, blood, and grease build up in it and create a putrid stink. When they slobbery kiss their grandchildren it pours out all over their grandchild's face. The wrinkle stink's juice was actually used as a torture method in ancient china and they would collect old Asian men and take their wrinkle stink's juice to pour over war prisoners for info.
"Back in my day my grandpa also had wrinkle stink juice, now I must give it to you," said Grandpa John
by Feedme712 July 09, 2020
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Shit Wrinkle

A power phrase for skid marks in your shitter. A.k.a. the stain left in the end over a toilet bowl after defecating.
"Who left the shit wrinkle in the jacks, I'll punch who ever it was in the barse!", chortled Billy
by soucerous booch December 31, 2009
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Wrinkle-Picker

1) A person that is attracted to much older people, similar to the way a 'chubby chaser' goes for "larger" people;

2) someone who has little to do other than pick at the wrinkles on their genitals, refers to unemployed people;

3) pointy shoes.
1) that wrinkle-picker is going after my grandma;

2) he's unemployed, what a wrinkle-picker

3) I love your wrinkle-pickers: so 80's
by arui March 19, 2009
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Stinker wrinkle

The large flaps of skin surrounding the anus, which hold in the horrid smell of old salami and onions, until a person of obesity bends or squats in order to change underclothing. Hence releasing a horrible stench similar to a dirty gym bag. Causing the evacuation of said room.
Everything was okay, until she was about to climb into bed and revealed the scent of her Stinker Wrinkle!
by Jsissle81 May 28, 2021
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