sack wrinkle

A person who is the essence of a complete douchebag. One who sucks more dick than an foreign grandma.

You sack wrinkle!

by Jamal bagelsauce July 15, 2014

wrinkle fest

Large group or gathering full of old people

The cruise trip was a wrinkle fest.

by jogobean September 17, 2014

Lotion wrinkles

When your put to much lotion on a body part and it starys to wrinkle

Jake has lotion wrinkles from to much lotion

by kkdude_163x February 13, 2019

Pink Wrinkle

A shriveled old lady’s bits.

“A couple more months of kissing the Pink Wrinkle and I’ll be in the will”

by WhisperSharks May 11, 2019

Crotch Wrinkle

Noun. When the moose knuckle has a camel toe, or the roll of material between the gargantuan labia and a hoes thigh.

Adjective. Used to describe an oblivious and obvious moron.

“Did you see the crotch winkle on that fat bitch? I could spit fuck that all day long!”

“Bruh, you’re about as subtle as a crotch wrinkle!”

by rvrgrl March 21, 2019

wrinkle stink

it's an old person wrinkle which has dirt, sweat, blood, and grease build up in it and create a putrid stink. When they slobbery kiss their grandchildren it pours out all over their grandchild's face. The wrinkle stink's juice was actually used as a torture method in ancient china and they would collect old Asian men and take their wrinkle stink's juice to pour over war prisoners for info.

"Back in my day my grandpa also had wrinkle stink juice, now I must give it to you," said Grandpa John

by Feedme712 July 9, 2020

fudge wrinkle

The lines or wrinkles in a nice steamy poo

Whoa Emily I had the nicest fudge wrinkle on my poo after eating those tacos!

by Lladnek acres September 21, 2017